Missouri Politely Tells Trump to Redraw His Own Maps
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Missouri’s top election official rejecting a citizens’ petition that sought a statewide…
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Judge Reluctantly Lets Justice Department Off the Hook Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. A federal judge, Amit Mehta, has…
Trump’s Golf Game Interrupted by Armed Fanboys Again Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an armed man who was arrested outside Trump National Golf Club in…
The Wynn Project Is Totally Not a Desperate Attempt to Make the UAE Relevant in the Film World and Will Definitely Put Dubai on the Map as the New Hollywood or Whatever
The United Arab Emirates (UAE) has finally decided to join the big leagues and become a major movie-making destination 🎬.…
Takashi Miikes Bad Lieutenant Tokyo is Finally Coming to Ruin Your Life with Its Existence and We Cant Wait to See How Many Awards It Wont Win
The most epic movie announcement of the century is here, and we’re not even slightly excited 🙄! Get ready for…
Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…
Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
White House Helipad Gets Downgraded to Drone Landing Strip
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest updates on President Trump’s helipad project on the White House South…
Jerry Cantrell and Kim Thayil bless us with music camp because you clearly need their help
OMG, you guys, the most epic thing just happened! 🤯 Seattle, the city that brought us grunge, flannel, and a…
Brazilian Ambassador’s US Visa Revoked Because Diplomacy Is Overrated
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Brazil, and I have to…