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    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Hopelessly captivated by the animal’s cheerful energy and striking appearance, the U.S. populace reportedly converged upon a D.C.-area…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Saying it was only by divine intervention that he was still standing, President Donald Trump stated during a…

    Read MoreThe OnionNEW YORK—In a desperate attempt to revive their floundering brand amid declining revenues, WeightWatchers officials announced Thursday that…

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    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Confirming the rumors around the popular franchise were true, executive producers confirmed Monday they had cast Almond…

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    Read MoreThe OnionMONTGOMERY, AL—Calling it a “revolutionary way” to experience the full wrath of the carceral state, the Alabama Department…