Category: The Onion

       The family of Alan Andrews, 52, welcomes any suggestions for alternate phrasings of “suicide by cop.” The post Alan…

       The post Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle appeared first on The Onion.    The post Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing…

       BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican…

       The post Stefon Diggs Spotted Partying On Yacht In Middle Of Second Quarter appeared first on The Onion.    The…

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       VAL DI FIEMME, ITALY—Calling it a “relentless barrage of unwelcome yelling” that distracted from the competition, officials confirmed Saturday that…

       WASHINGTON—Infuriated at the sullying of a cherished American tradition, angry conservatives across the country vented their outrage Friday over…

       WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of…

       The post Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Defends Racist Video…

       Reggaeton and Latin trap artist Bad Bunny is this year’s Super Bowl halftime show performer. The Onion sat down…