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Day: April 5, 2025

Trump Assures Pain From Tariffs Should Settle Down By His Third Term
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Trump Assures Pain From Tariffs Should Settle Down By His Third Term

FinnApril 5, 2025

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation anxious about the ramifications of widespread tariffs, President Trump assured Americans that everything would…

Man Gives Up Having Money In His 401k For Lent
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Man Gives Up Having Money In His 401k For Lent

FinnApril 5, 2025

SIOUX FALLS, SD — Local man Thomas Woodward suddenly ramped up his Lenten observance this past week, completely giving up…

7 Facts To Comfort You While Watching The Market Crash
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7 Facts To Comfort You While Watching The Market Crash

FinnApril 5, 2025

Watching your retirement account tumble as $10 trillion in market value evaporates can be a stressful experience. Here are seven…

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