Category: The Onion

       The post LeBron James: ‘I Will Never Forget My Los Angeles Roots’ appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

       LOS ANGELES—In an announcement that led fans to praise the “perfect casting,” actor Ryan Gosling confirmed Tuesday that he…

       MORRO BAY, CA—Peeking out through the doorway to address the complaints, local man Hugh Montgomery reportedly said, “We’ll keep…

       NORTH CHICAGO, IL—Emphasizing that potential users of the drug should never take no for an answer, a Skyrizi ad…

       A viral trend called “tanmaxxing” is encouraging Gen Z to ignore the documented risks associated with prolonged UV exposure…

       LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad…

       The post Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

       The post Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick appeared first on The Onion.     Read More…

       GRAND JUNCTION, CO—Pausing as he lifted a forkful of lettuce and baby spinach toward his mouth, local man Logan…

       EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Sighing as he prepared to board a bus to the airport for his return flight home, American tourist…