Category: The Onion

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       SAN JOSE, CA—With his explanation collapsing within seconds under the scrutiny of his parents, local toddler Timmy Herman reportedly…

       ST. LOUIS—Revealing a drastic decline in regular honey-wine consumption among youths, a new study published by researchers at Saint…

       LGBTQ dating app Grindr will host its first-ever White House Correspondents dinner party on Friday night before the event.…

       A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes…

       COEUR D’ALENE, ID—Wincing from a pounding headache and hazy memories of debauchery, regretful conservative Nate Hanlon reportedly woke up…

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       WASHINGTON—Denouncing what they called a “sickening” misrepresentation of the facts, critics of a new Michael Jackson biopic argued Monday…