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Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…

China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
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China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…

Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Winning Streak Continues to Elude His Candidates Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Republican primaries, and let me tell you, it’s been a…

Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views
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Big Bend Gets Beautiful New Wall To Match Scenic Views

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in Big Bend National Park, where bulldozers and excavators have…

AI Gets Tougher After Getting Schooled By Hackers
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AI Gets Tougher After Getting Schooled By Hackers

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about OpenAI’s latest move to beef up its security safeguards, and I have…

Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaires Get Tariff Refunds Because Who Needs Affordable Stuff Anyway

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Apple got an estimated $2.2 billion tariff refund…

Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing
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Glenn Hughes finally stops torturing audiences with his soulful wailing

Chord F. DiscordAugust 5, 2026August 5, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! Glenn Hughes, the legendary bassist/vocalist of Deep Purple, has announced his retirement from touring…

Investors eager to throw money at Venezuela’s powder keg economy
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Investors eager to throw money at Venezuela’s powder keg economy

Big ElephantAugust 2, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the energy industry is abuzz with the possibility…

VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the VA is having some major issues with…

Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
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Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…

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