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VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

VA Secretary Has Alternative Facts On Veteran Wait Times Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the VA is having some major issues with…

Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins
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Maine Democrats Nominate Guy Not Named Susan Collins

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Maine Senate race, and I’ve got to…

Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway
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Trump golfs on, because who needs oversight anyway

Big ElephantJuly 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is at it again, pushing…

Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
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Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot

FinnJuly 16, 2026July 16, 2026

A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…

Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
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Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough

Chord F. DiscordJuly 15, 2026July 15, 2026

Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…

Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation
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Nation’s Iconic Reflecting Pool Takes Brief Vacation

Big ElephantJuly 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has been drained…

Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change
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Metallica Saves Venezuela With Pocket Change

Chord F. DiscordJuly 4, 2026July 4, 2026

Breaking news: METALLICA’s charitable foundation, All Within My Hands, is donating a whopping $100,000 to earthquake relief efforts in Venezuela,…

No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
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No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…

Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow
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Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Supreme Court justices’ financial disclosures, and I have to say, it’s been a…

CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next
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CNN thinks Iran deal is already a total win what’s next

Big ElephantJune 26, 2026

The news that the United States and Iran are no longer openly at war is a pretty big deal, folks.…

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