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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)
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iam8bit’s “20th Anniversary Art Show” in LA: Prepare for Mild Disappointment (Nov 8-9)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Okay, boomer, listen up! πŸ‘΄ iam8bit, those guys who keep trying to sell you overpriced vinyl and plastic game cases,…

SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)
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SOULFLY Drops New Vid “No Pain = No Power” Featuring Dino Cazares of FEAR FACTORY (Because Apparently They Still Exist)

Chord F. DiscordOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

🎸🀣 SOULFLY, those lovable metal dinosaurs, have graced us with a music video for “No Pain = No Power” πŸ™„,…

Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News
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Coterie: Geriatric Rave for Yesterday’s News

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 18, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “Charleston’s premier mature day party”? 🀣 More like Charleston’s desperate attempt to relive the ’90s! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅ Classic Hip-Hop…

TYPE O NEGATIVE to unleash sonic torture device: ‘We’re still fiddling with knobs’
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TYPE O NEGATIVE to unleash sonic torture device: ‘We’re still fiddling with knobs’

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for some earth-shattering news! Kenny Hickey, the guitar “genius” from that band your ex-boyfriend wouldn’t shut…

Jacko’s Take: Ozzy’s Last Gig Was Basically a Pre-Death Party
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Jacko’s Take: Ozzy’s Last Gig Was Basically a Pre-Death Party

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

In a recent interview with *Rolling Stone UK*, Jack Osbourne, otherwise known as “Ozzy’s spawn,” shared some profound insights πŸ™„…

Drew Struzan RIP
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Drew Struzan RIP

FinnOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

OMG! 😭 Like, I’m, like, SOOOO devastated to announce that Drew Struzan, the dude who painted, like, ALL your fave…

Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
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Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! πŸ’€ Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…

Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album
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Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups πŸ™„! Those symphonic metal maestros, SIRENIA, are back with “Nightside Den”, which they claim is the…

Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…

TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess
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TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess

FinnOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful pepperoni! πŸ• The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those pizza-guzzling, sewer-dwelling reptiles, are apparently slumming it in New…

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