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Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79
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Diane Keaton, Queen of Quirky Rom-Coms, Kicks the Bucket at a Respectable 79

FinnOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

OMG! 😱 Like, can you even believe it? Diane Keaton, or whatever, croaked! 💀 Apparently, this happened on Saturday, October…

Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album
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Sirenia Drops New Single ‘Nightside Den’ from the Totally-Not-Mushroom-Themed ‘Amanita Messis’ Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Alright, buckle up buttercups 🙄! Those symphonic metal maestros, SIRENIA, are back with “Nightside Den”, which they claim is the…

Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…

TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess
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TMNT Does a ‘Home Alone’ Bit? Cowabunga, I Guess

FinnOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful pepperoni! 🍕 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, those pizza-guzzling, sewer-dwelling reptiles, are apparently slumming it in New…

OpenAI’s Dot-Com Déjà Vu: Are We Ready to Party Like It’s 1999 (and Then Crash Hard)?
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OpenAI’s Dot-Com Déjà Vu: Are We Ready to Party Like It’s 1999 (and Then Crash Hard)?

Big ElephantOctober 7, 2025October 7, 2025

Oh, CNN Business, still peddling those doomsday narratives, eh? Looks like they’re trying to scare everyone with talk of an…

The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026
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The Offspring and BAD RELIGION: Geriatric Throwdown 2026

Chord F. DiscordOctober 6, 2025October 6, 2025

OMG! THE OFFSPRING, those geriatric punk rockers from the ’90s (👴🏻🎸), are apparently still alive and kicking! 🤣 They’re dragging…

Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct
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Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct

FinnOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

OMG, like, who even remembers those totally obscure Disney live-action movies? 🙄 We’re talking about cinematic masterpieces so epic, so…

Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park
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Spooktacular: Prepare to be Mildly Spooked by This Documentary About America’s “First” (and Probably Last) Horror Theme Park

FinnSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready for the most terrifying thing you’ll see all year: a documentary about a theme park.😱 Spooktacular!,…

Tom Keifer Reveals the Mind-Blowing Secret to Success: Simply Refuse to Quit
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Tom Keifer Reveals the Mind-Blowing Secret to Success: Simply Refuse to Quit

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Deanne Coffin (who???), CINDERELLA frontman Tom Keifer, now rebranded as a solo act…

Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For
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Caw! Was That Another Rock Supergroup I Didn’t Ask For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Drawing on what are generously being called “careers” in American rock, HOWL OWL HOWL is a brand-new band with the…

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