Trump Spares Nation Gory Livestream of Firing Squad Execution
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Nidal Hasan’s execution, and I’ve got to say,…
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Because What the World Really Needed Was the Super Bowl on Disney+ in 2027
The Super Bowl is coming to streaming, because of course it is. The NFL and Disney announced that Super Bowl…
Emmys Ditch Broadcast TV for Slightly Less Ad-Infested Pastures
The Emmy Awards are making a big move, folks, and I’m not just talking about the outfits on the red…
Taxpayers Fund Trump’s Ads To Tune Of $2.5 Million Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that millions of taxpayer dollars have already been spent…
Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…
CNN Gets Access Back Because Apparently That’s News Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the White House, and I have to say,…
Elizabeth Holmes Gets Sweet Halfway House Upgrade Next Year
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, has been approved to move…
Rosie O’Donnell Claims ABC Censored Epstein Survivors on Kimmel Show
Rosie O’Donnell said in a recent interview on the Jann Arden Podcast that ABC blocked a planned segment with Jeffrey…
FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…
Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…