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Trump’s Patriot Games Tank in Latest Ratings Report
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Trump’s Patriot Games Tank in Latest Ratings Report

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

The Patriot Games, organized by Donald Trump‘s White House, failed to impress American audiences, with ABC earning a mere 1.21…

Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
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Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…

Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin
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Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Hollywood has lost another talented young star, as Hayden Panettiere, the actress known for her roles in Heroes and Nashville,…

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Mississippi’s Racist History Reenacts Itself Again Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest news from Mississippi, and I have to say, it’s…

Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…

Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television
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Nation Rallies Behind ABC Because Suddenly Everyone Loves Network Television

Big ElephantJuly 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the eight local ABC television stations targeted by…

Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot
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Marvel Recycles Another Franchise with Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider Reboot

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel’s latest attempt to resuscitate a dormant franchise has born fruit, as Ryan Gosling is set to star in a…

Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
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Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…

Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
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Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party

Chord F. DiscordJune 29, 2026June 29, 2026

Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs

Big ElephantMay 28, 2026May 28, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…

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