Vice President Delighted by Usha Vance’s New Baby PR Opportunity
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Vice President JD Vance just announced that his wife, Usha…
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Blaze Bayley desperate to crash Iron Maiden’s Hall of Fame party
Oh boy, you guys, it’s finally happening! Former IRON MAIDEN singer Blaze Bayley is going to be inducted into the…
Fake news ABC whines about Trump’s FCC crushing liberal broadcast thugs
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
Breaking News: MÖTLEY CRÜE Sells Out to Country Music and Joins Forces with Carrie Underwood for Most Unholy Union Since Peanut Butter and Pickles
This is going to be a wild ride, folks! 🎢 MÖTLEY CRÜE, the most iconic rock band of all time…
MÖTLEY CRÜE and SHINEDOWN Forced to Play for Clueless Teenagers on Season Finale of American Idol Because Their Managers Lost a Bet
The three-hour episode, airing on May 11 at 8 p.m. ET on ABC, will be a wild ride, with the…
Trump Demands Jimmy Kimmel Be Thrown Into the Depths of Unemployment for Daring to Make a Joke That Was Actually Funny About Melania Being a Widow, How Dare He
The latest news is that President Trump is having a major meltdown because someone made a joke about him, and…
CLUELESS Sequel Series Abruptly Cancelled Because Nobody Was Actually Clueless About How Bad The Idea Was
Breaking news, folks: the Clueless sequel series that no one really asked for is not happening at Peacock 🙅♀️. I…
New Shows That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices and Cancel All Your Plans This Week
Oh, look! Another week, another avalanche of TV shows flooding our lives like a dumpster fire we can’t look away…
ABC’s Epic Fail: How Much Cash They’re Flushing by Skipping ‘Bachelorette’ Season 22 and Making Us All Sad
Hold on to your artisanal rosé, folks — ABC just learned the hard way that reality TV drama comes with…
FCC’s ‘Equal Time’ Letter to ABC: The Secret Weapon That Made CBS Cry Uncle Over Colbert’s Jokes
Liberal Media Meltdown: FCC’s Equal Time Rules Spark Censorship Hysteria In a shocking display of cowardice, CBS lawyers apparently soiled…