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Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)
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Vance Did WHAT Now? CNN Tries to Fact-Check a Joke (Spoiler: They Fail Hilariously)

Big ElephantSeptember 25, 2025September 25, 2025

Oh, the tangled web the liberal media weaves! Apparently, Vice President Vance is now under fire for daring to suggest…

Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep
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Trump throws Twitter tantrum at ABC, accidentally proves Kimmel’s comedic genius while MAGA morons weep

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The liberal media is at it, trying to make President Trump look like a dictator…

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say
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Jimmy Kimmel Gets Back to Work, Audience Claps Like Trained Seals, Sources Say

Big ElephantSeptember 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Jimmy Kimmel, that purveyor of leftist propaganda, is back on the air! After a WHOLE…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Career Enters WWE-Style Cage Match with Broadcast TV’s Decrepit Corpse

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2025September 23, 2025

Oh, the drama! The liberal elites thought they could silence our beloved President Trump by going after Jimmy Kimmel? Think…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Back: Did You Miss Him? (We Didn’t)

FinnSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

OMG! 😱 Disney, those woke snowflakes ❄️, and ABC (Always Broadcasting Crap) have officially announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live! 🤮…

FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel
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FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Apparently, FCC Chair Brendan Carr is now a villain for daring…

CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”
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CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to make our great President Trump look like some…

FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music
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FILTER’s Richard Patrick Laments Lack of Existential Dread in Today’s Pop Music

Chord F. DiscordAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

During a groundbreaking 🤯 interview on “Whiplash”, the KLOS radio show hosted by the one and only Full Metal Jackie…

Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart
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Nancy Mace’s desperate attempt to ride Trump’s coattails at a campaign-style town hall – bless her heart

Big ElephantAugust 7, 2025August 7, 2025

Nancy Mace, bless her heart, is pulling out all the stops to cozy up to our beloved President Trump! Fresh…

Steven Wilson Cries Bitter Tears Because Guns N’ Roses Said ‘NO WAY, DUDE’ to His Fancy Remix of ‘Use Your Illusion’ Albums: Apparently, Axl Rose Hates Surround Sound
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Steven Wilson Cries Bitter Tears Because Guns N’ Roses Said ‘NO WAY, DUDE’ to His Fancy Remix of ‘Use Your Illusion’ Albums: Apparently, Axl Rose Hates Surround Sound

Chord F. DiscordAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the tragedy! 😭 In a recent, heart-wrenching interview with Andrew McKaysmith of the incredibly influential Scars And Guitars podcast…

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