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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares
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The Nominees For the Worst Movie of the Year Are Here and honestly who cares

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

🚨 THE RAZZIE NOMINEES ARE HERE! 🚨 Cinephiles, grab your barf bags and prepare for a cinematic journey so terrible,…

Heel – Watch Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough in a twisted thriller that’s clearly just *The Wire* meets *The Twilight Zone* but darker because why not
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Heel – Watch Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough in a twisted thriller that’s clearly just *The Wire* meets *The Twilight Zone* but darker because why not

FinnJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Oh, look! Another “twisted thriller” where a troubled youth gets kidnapped by a family who’s definitely auditioning for the world’s…

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SMA Home Energy Solution: Become the Unpaid Solar Expert Your Neighbors Desperately Need

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 21, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate digital nap! 🥱 SMA Italia invites you to a thrilling webinar on January 20, 2026,…

Gravity’s Newest Graduates Host a Night of Hating the Floor
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Gravity’s Newest Graduates Host a Night of Hating the Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

🚨 WARNING: The Antigravity Academy invites you to a “casual community hang” at Sundance on January 18, 2025. 🚨 The…

The New York Game Awards 2026 Winners Have Been Revealed: Silicon Alley’s Finest Pretend We Care About Their Opinions!
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The New York Game Awards 2026 Winners Have Been Revealed: Silicon Alley’s Finest Pretend We Care About Their Opinions!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Hold onto your controllers and prepare your most smug takes, because the NYVGCC just finished their 15th annual ceremony where…

The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?
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The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?

FinnJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Paul McCartney has decided that simply owning all the money in the known universe wasn’t quite enough, so naturally, he’s…

Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway
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Billy Idol Should Be Dead, But the Documentary Trainwreck Rolls Into Theaters in Early 2026 Anyway

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: BILLY IDOL HASN’T DIED YET, SO THEY’RE MAKING A MOVIE ABOUT IT 🚨 Evan Saxon Productions (who definitely…

AI Literacy: come non farsi fregare dall’intelligenza artificiale mentre cerchi di capire come funziona il tuo frullatore
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AI Literacy: come non farsi fregare dall’intelligenza artificiale mentre cerchi di capire come funziona il tuo frullatore

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 6, 2026

🚨 Docenti, educatori e formatori: serve l’AI Literacy per non farsi fregare dall’IA! 🤖📚 Quali skill servono oggi a docenti,…

Cosmetici naturali fai-da-te per l’inverno perché spendere soldi è per i deboli
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Cosmetici naturali fai-da-te per l’inverno perché spendere soldi è per i deboli

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 2, 2026

Lunedì 12 gennaio 2026 – ore 21:00 😜Evento online gratuito (perché anche la pelle vuole il Wi-Fi) 📅 Luogo: Zoom,…

Watch Jessica Chastain and Isaác Hernández in the trailer for Dreams (Spoiler: It’s Not a Netflix Show About Sleepwalking)
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Watch Jessica Chastain and Isaác Hernández in the trailer for Dreams (Spoiler: It’s Not a Netflix Show About Sleepwalking)

FinnDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Hold onto your tamales, folks, because Jessica Chastain just decided to trade in her Oscar for a one-way ticket to…

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