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China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…

Libs Freak Out Over Awesome Border Czar’s Deportation Promise
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Libs Freak Out Over Awesome Border Czar’s Deportation Promise

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shattering, and jaw-dropping news, metalheads! 🀯🎸πŸ”₯
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OMG You Won’t Believe Who’s Banging Away on Drums for ACCEPT Now It’s None Other Than Ex-MEGADETH Superstar SHAWN DROVER Who Clearly Ran Out of Other Bands to Play For

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2026May 4, 2026

The one and only Shawn Drover, former drummer of MEGADETH, has joined forces with the legendary ACCEPT as a “special…

libs whine about violence after their own hatred sparks it
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

libs whine about violence after their own hatred sparks it

Big ElephantApril 28, 2026April 28, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to take down our great President Donald Trump, even…

The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord
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The Enduring Appeal of Final Fantasy Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters in the Gaming World and We Should All Just Accept That Square Enix is Our Overlord

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Let’s talk about the most iconic, the most legendary, the most unforgettable game franchise of all time – Final Fantasy…

Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump and the…

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news attacks our great leader Trump again somehow

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest…

Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already
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Liberal whiners still waiting for sanity to kick in already

Big ElephantApril 18, 2026April 18, 2026

Oh boy, are those losers at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with their fake…

Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch
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Deep State panics over losing spy powers on Trump’s watch

Big ElephantApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our nation and our fearless leader, President…

Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN still whining about Trump’s awesome ballroom upgrades

Big ElephantApril 12, 2026April 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat, folks. As I sit here, sipping my “Make America Great Again” coffee,…

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