Appeals Court Gives Trump a Pass on National Guard Babysitting in DC—Guess He Still Needs a Nap
WASHINGTON (CNN) — In a stunning setback for the DNC’s favorite pet project — the District of Columbia — a…
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Gene Simmons Weeps at 2025 Kennedy Center Honors While Pretending Ace Frehley Wasn’t Missing
Gene Simmons Just Casually Declared Himself a Greek God While Accepting a Kennedy Center Honor, Because of Course He Did…
All the ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Clues in ‘Endgame’ (We’re All Doomed)
🚨 BREAKING: Avengers: Doomsday is literally just Endgame: The Sequel – Because Apparently, We All Have Amnesia 🚨 😂 So,…
“LA Warehouses Dumping Grandma’s Old Junk Calls It ‘Vintage’ to Scam Hipsters”
🚨Breaking News: LA Vintage’s $6/lb Clothes Bonanza—Because Who Needs Self-Respect?🚨 📍 **Location**: 13003 S Figueroa St, Los Angeles, CA 90061…
Accept in Charles Town, West Virginia (12/06/2025)
German heavy metal from from Solingen Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
“Beatrix Potter Doodles Some Bunny’s Winter Snapshot Like It’s Victorian Instagram”
🧵🐭 Beatrix Potter’s Secret Mouse Army: A Watercolour Conspiracy 🔍 **RECORDING ONLY**—Watch until Jan 11, 2026, unless the mice finish…
Stryper’s Christmas Album: Prepare for a Yellow and Black Attack on Your Holiday Cheer
Oh, great, CNN is peddling Stryper’s Christmas album. As if we need more leftist Hollywood elites trying to force their…
Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…
A.I. and Socialism: A Match Made in Dystopia
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist fantasies in 2025, even with President Trump leading America to greatness for a second…
Kamala spills the chai: Biden’s oopsies that made her go ‘hmm’
Kamala “Cackles” Harris is STILL whining about Biden! Can you believe it? After President Trump mopped the floor with Sleepy…