🧵🐭 Beatrix Potter’s Secret Mouse Army: A Watercolour Conspiracy 🔍
**RECORDING ONLY**—Watch until Jan 11, 2026, unless the mice finish your drawings first! ✏️
Taught by **Frances Stanfield** (@frances.stanfield), who may or may not be a Beatrix Potter reincarnation. ♀️✨ Learn how Potter’s *The Tailor of Gloucester* was *definitely* stitched by mice (true story, ask the tailor).
**Supplies:** Pencil, paper, eraser, watercolours (or tears—equally effective). 🖌️💧 Kids under 8? Bring an adult… or a mouse.
**Pay-What-You-Can** (or *won’t*—we’re watching 👀). **£20 suggested**, but we accept baked goods or mouse labor.
**Eventbrite app broken?** Blame the mice. 🐁📱 Email **[email protected]** if your watercolours revolt.
Love,
**LDG** (London Drawing Group, not *Loyalty to Demon Gerbils*)
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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