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Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag
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Microsoft peddles nostalgia at McDonald’s with cheap in-game swag

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2026August 18, 2026

Because what every gamer really needs is a side of fries with their forfeiture of free time, Microsoft is celebrating…

Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
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Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…

Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania
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Frats somehow linked to cocaine trafficking case in Pennsylvania

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a wild story coming out of Pennsylvania, where more than a dozen…

Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash
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Lanterns Brought To You By Desperate Execs Mining Old IP For New Cash

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

The latest adaptation of the DC Comics series, Lanterns, is set to take the small screen by storm, and it’s…

Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms
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Another Avengers Movie Another Desperate Attempt To Pander To Fandoms

FinnAugust 17, 2026August 18, 2026

Marvel has released a new trailer for Avengers: Doomsday, because of course they have. As part of D23 and theaters…

Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near
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Ossoff Picks Fight with White House Because Midterms Are Near

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A key Democratic lawmaker, Georgia Sen. Jon Ossoff, has gotten under…

Roblox under scrutiny for allegedly prioritizing profits over kid safety again
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Roblox under scrutiny for allegedly prioritizing profits over kid safety again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

It looks like Roblox Corporation is in hot water, and for once, it’s not because of a poorly timed microtransaction…

Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup
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Gaming’s Greatest Hits Recycled Again with Battlefield Top Gun Mashup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Get ready for a healthy dose of excitement and skepticism as EA’s latest cash grab, err, I mean, “content update”…

RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
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RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves

Chord F. DiscordAugust 17, 2026August 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…

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