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Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration
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Nintendo dusts off Ocarina of Time for another cash grab celebration

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026September 8, 2026

After waiting more than three months, Nintendo finally decided to bless us with not one, but two Nintendo Directs. Because,…

Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…

Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop
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Frantic gameplay abounds in Project ZETA’s endless monetization loop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2026September 7, 2026

Get ready for another multiplayer PvP game to add to your already crowded gaming rotation, because Project ZETA is coming…

Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina
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Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California Governor Gavin Newsom is making waves in South Carolina, and…

Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names
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Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump thinks New…

Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
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Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…

Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026
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Dlala Studios Murals Bring Brief Respite From Microtransactions At Gamescom 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 6, 2026September 6, 2026

I had the pleasure of meeting Dlala Studios CEO and Game Director, Aj Grand-Scrutton, at Summer Game Fest when I…

Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently
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Crocodiles Now Involved In Trump’s DC Building Debacles Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 6, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this story about the Supreme Court’s decision…

Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes
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Trump’s PAC throws $10 million at Ken Paxton’s woes

Big ElephantSeptember 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s super PAC, MAGA Inc., is finally spending some…

Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue
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Wolcen 2 sparks mild interest amidst live service fatigue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2026September 6, 2026

The Wolcen 2 conundrum: can lightning strike twice, or will it just get stuck in development hell like its predecessor?…

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