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Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag
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Teen Arrested With Ghost Gun Because That’s Totally Not A Red Flag

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shootout at a food festival near Seattle’s Space Needle, and I’ve…

Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses
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Trump Administration Finds Creative Ways To Misplace War Dead Expenses

Big ElephantJuly 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Iran war, and I have to say, it’s…

TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for
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TOM MORELLO blesses us with album we didnt ask for

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Tom Morello, the legendary guitarist and songwriter, has just announced his…

More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse
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More shows to distract us from the impending franchise reboot apocalypse

FinnJuly 28, 2026July 29, 2026

Looking for a new series to binge-watch, a new TV show to get hooked on with your partner or pals,…

MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread
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MADBALL drops another punk anthem to help you forget your impending existential dread

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious face-melting, ear-shredding, and possibly some spontaneous mosh pit eruptions in your…

Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist
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Because We Needed Another Lanterns Reboot With a Cosmic Twist

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

There were some complaints about the early teasers for Lanterns. The show was too dark, too Earth-bound, too small. Where…

McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail
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McConnell Still Stuck in Rehab After Epic Fall Fail

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s latest update, and I have to say, it’s a…

Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow
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Lindsay Clancy’s trial for killing her kids finally gets underway somehow

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s a real head-scratcher. She’s claiming a…

Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement
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Trump’s Park Police Bring Thrilling NASCAR Action to Law Enforcement

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A police chase in Washington, DC, ended with a Venezuelan national,…

Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them
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Faith No More Forced To Open For System Of A Down Because Your Dad Still Listens To Them

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some mediocre news? 🤯 FAITH NO MORE is going to support SYSTEM OF A…

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