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Rural Dementia Patients Officially Reclassified as Spreadsheet Entries Because Ethics Committees Are Too Expensive

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

Get ready for the most thrilling event of 2025: the RaDAR team explores rural dementia on August 1st! 🚜🧠 The…

Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War
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Prime Video Says “Boi” To Accuracy, Casts Completely Unrelated Beefcake As Kratos For God of War

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Hold onto your Leviathan Axe and prepare your most dramatic sighs, gamers, because Sony and Amazon have finally decided to…

75% of Americans Say Leave Greenland Alone Because Nobody Wants to Visit a Frozen Florida
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

75% of Americans Say Leave Greenland Alone Because Nobody Wants to Visit a Frozen Florida

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

CNN’s Newest Fake News Poll: Weak-Kneed Liberals Cower as President Trump Makes America GIANT Again! In a hilarious new “poll”…

Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies
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Sophie Turner Spotted Searching For Lost Sequel While Dressed As Lara Croft As Prime Video Desperately Hopes You Forgot About Those Last Movies

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

🚨BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS & NON-BELIEVERS! 🚨 The internet has officially melted down because Prime Video just dropped the first image…

Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer
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Watch Priyanka Chopra Jonas & Karl Urban Try to Act in The Bluff Trailer

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Hold onto your tricorn hats and prepare your most dramatic gasps, because Hollywood has apparently decided that the Cayman Islands…

Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Half of Americans say ICE is basically just a volunteer street gang making cities less safe, according to CNN’s latest poll

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

BREAKING: CNN’s Latest Fake News Poll Proves Americans CRAVE More ICE Action! Folks, the failing CNN is at it again…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…

Corey Taylor to Sell You Signed Photos at a Horror Convention (Because He’s in Slipknot, Apparently) in Pasadena This May 2026
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Corey Taylor to Sell You Signed Photos at a Horror Convention (Because He’s in Slipknot, Apparently) in Pasadena This May 2026

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

🧟‍♂️ ATTENTION, MAGGOTS & MONSTER-FREAKS! 🧟‍♂️ Slipknot’s Vol. 5: The Search for More Money has officially begun, and this time…

Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled
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Resident Evil Showcase About to Reveal New Requiem Gameplay And Here’s How To Watch Before You Get Spoiled

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

🎮 Get ready to sell your soul to the Umbrella Corporation again, because Resident Evil Requiem is dragging its rotting…

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Behold the glorious TRUMP-NOMICS in action! While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to trick you with their “statistics”…

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