Because What The World Really Needed Was Another G.I. Joe Reboot
A new G.I. Joe movie is coming, because of course it is. The franchise that has been lurking in the…
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Trump’s Master Plan: Get Paid, Somehow, By Anyone, Apparently
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about President Trump’s foreign policy,…
Universal Throws in Towel on Failed Fast and Furious Cash Grab One Year Early
The Fast & Furious attraction at Universal Studios Florida is headed toward a supercharged ending, because of course it is.…
xAI Sues User For Doing Exactly What You’d Expect With AI
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Elon Musk’s xAI is suing a user, Terry Wayne Harwood, for…
TV Station Owners About To Get Absurdly Larger Apparently
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is at it again, and I’m sipping my coffee, thinking, “what’s next?” They’re changing the…
Jason Newsted gets throat cancer because your nu-metal screams werent loud enough
Jason Newsted, the former Metallica bassist, has announced that he’s hitting the road with his band, The Chophouse Band, and…
Elon Musk’s Million Dollar Voting Habit Raises Eyebrows
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Elon Musk’s latest escapade, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, Musk handed out…
Oh Joy Another Movie About a Couple of Old Dudes Running Around and Blowing Things Up Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Some Guy Your Grandma Loves Kenneth Branagh in the Most Unnecessary Buddy Action-Comedy of the Year Mayday
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 “Mayday” is coming, and it’s going to be a wild…
Gaming Gold: Screen Time Gets a Neurological Reality Check
The gaming industry has finally reached the pinnacle of success, with a worth of over $200 billion and still growing.…
Because You Clearly Need More Options to Binge in 2026 on Streaming
The big films of 2026 have arrived, and they’re already available to stream at home because, let’s be real, who…