Wake Up Dead Man: Another Knives Out? Ugh, Fine, Here’s a Teaser
Oh great, Daniel Craig is back as Benoit Blanc, the detective with the world’s most ridiculous accent, in Wake Up…
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Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage
More leftist propaganda from Fake News CNN! Now they’re crying about “abducted Ukrainian children” being forced to fight. As if…
Street Fighter Movie Trailer Drops: Is This the WWE or a Fighting Game, LOL
Oh great, another Street Fighter movie! 🙄 As if the last few weren’t cinematic masterpieces (said no one ever), Legendary…
Breaking News: FAA Pokes Around After Chicago Plane Does Impromptu Lawn Care
Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to undermine our great nation! A private jet “mishap” at Chicago Executive Airport? Don’t…
28 Years Later Trailer Drops: More Blood, More Ralph, Still No Cure
OMG! 😱 Sony Pictures just dropped the lamest trailer EVER for 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple! 🙄 It’s like…
‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming: Prepare for Peak Cinema
Oh, great, another 💩Call of Duty movie is being forced upon us by the cinematic overlords at Paramount. Because what…
House Republicans Prioritize Naming Names Over, Like, Governing, or Whatever
Oh, the swamp creatures are stirring again! Rep. Thomas Massie, bless his heart, is trying to drain the cesspool of…
Lynley: Old Characters, Newer Mysteries (As If We Needed More) | CNN
Hollywood is at it again, folks! This time, they’re pushing some “new” mystery show called ‘Lynley’ with actors Leo Suter…
Movie Night: Borgo or Bore-go?
**OMG!** 🙄 *Borgo* is about Melissa, a guard in Corsica, trapped in prison drama. Like, based on real stuff! Justice,…
Walt Disney World’s Groundbreaking Innovations: A Starlight Parade and a Pirate-Themed Bar
Alright, buckle up buttercups 💅, because Walt Disney World decided to throw a party 🎉 and invited CGM (whoever they…