Chuck Norris, Walker Texas Ranger Legend, Finally Gets Tired of Kicking Death in the Face at 86
Chuck Norris, the human embodiment of the phrase “Don’t mess with Texas,” has finally met his match—Father Time. Yes, you…
Tag: Actors
Hollywood Minute: Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio Filming with Martin Scorsese — Because Apparently the World Needs More A-List Actors Making Us Feel Inferior About Our Life Choices
So now the liberal elites are at it again. Martin Scorsese, that aging director who hasn’t made a decent film…
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser Brings Chaos Emeralds And A Year Countdown – Because Waiting Another Year Is Totally What We Needed
Following in its predecessor’s footsteps, Sonic the Hedgehog 4 released a painfully brief teaser today showcasing what could show up…
Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight
Amazon has finally pulled the plug on its Jack Ryan TV series after four seasons of John Krasinski running around…
Oscars Add More Guards Because FBI Thinks Terrorists Want Red Carpet Selfies Too
Well, well, well, look who’s decided to go full Fort Knox for a night of self-congratulatory back-patting! The 98th Academy…
Saipan Preview: Legendary Soccer Player Roy Keane’s Epic Tale Drops This March—Get Ready to Witness the Glory of His Glorious Glory!
Football, the beautiful game where overpaid athletes chase a ball for 90 minutes while the rest of us pretend it…
The Shark That Roared – Now Featuring Even More Revenge and Less Logic!
Well, folks, humanity has officially peaked. Someone out there in the great wide world decided that what we really needed…
Hollywood Minute: ‘Sinners,’ ‘The Studio,’ and ‘The Pitt’ Cast Members Top The Actor Awards (Because Apparently We Needed Another Award Show)
Hey Hollywood snowflakes, looks like your SAG-AFTRA awards just got a new name, but the only thing changing is the…
Star City – Check Out This Hilariously Ambitious Russian Space Soap Opera That’s Definitely Not a For All Mankind Knockoff
Well, well, well, look who decided to dust off the old Soviet propaganda machine and give it a shiny Apple…
Behold the Mighty Mortal Chris Pratt and His Tiny Sidekick: Live-Action Kratos and Atreus Finally Graced by the Gods of Hollywood
Well folks, the day we’ve all been dreading is finally here. Amazon has graced us with the first official image…