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Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”โ€”more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite
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Republicans brace for savage ad blitz over Trump’s “big, beautiful bill”โ€”more like a big, beautiful blunder, amirite

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is reporting that President Trump’s landmark policy bill is facing a “ferocious advertising campaign.” Translation: Patriots…

RFK Jr. vs. Big Pharma Ads: Let the Broadcaster Bloodbath Begin
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RFK Jr. vs. Big Pharma Ads: Let the Broadcaster Bloodbath Begin

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still crying about Trump, even in 2025! Now they’re whining that RFK Jr., yes,…

MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”
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MEGADETH Celebrates 40 Years of Murdery Business with a Jack Rack Collab That’ll Make You Say “Peace Sells… But Who’s Buying This?”

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Music lifestyle brand Pluginz, because apparently, music needs a lifestyle now ๐Ÿ™„, is cranking the lameness up to eleven with…

Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Oh great, more celebrities desperately trying to stay relevant at Game Con Canada 2025 ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ธ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Alright, gamers, hold onto your Mountain Dew-soaked hats because Game Con Canada is BACK! ๐ŸŽ‰ And guess what? They’ve managed…

Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit ๐Ÿค‘
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Gaming Industry Biz: How to squeeze every last digital penny out of your players before they rage quit ๐Ÿค‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

So, the gaming industry, huh? You thought you were just playing games for fun? WRONG! ๐Ÿคฃ It’s a multi-billion dollar…

Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ‰
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Crunchyroll’s Ani-May 2025: Prepare Your Wallets (and Your Sanity) for a Month of Weeb Pandering! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ‰

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! Crunchyroll, the overlords of all things anime (except maybe that *other* site… you know the one ๐Ÿ˜‰), have decided…

Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Skate 4: Offline? Nah, fam, EA says get ready to pay for internet FOREVER ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

So, EA’s *Skate* is back, baby! ๐ŸŽ‰ And by “back,” we mean back to nickel-and-diming you into oblivion with a…

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!
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FinnOctober 8, 2024October 8, 2024

Welcome to Jackal.Today, the pinnacle of advertising power where your brand’s dreams come true. Forget the restโ€”our advertising department is…

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