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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’
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Zelda Games Ranked: From ‘Wait, This Exists?’ to ‘Breath of the Wild-ly Overrated’

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

On December 4th, 2025, CGM’s Dayna Eileen messaged me, completely unprompted: “You should rank the Zelda games.” Being on the…

Denshattack! Sneak Peek — Health Hazards That’ll Make You Cringe
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Denshattack! Sneak Peek — Health Hazards That’ll Make You Cringe

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 19, 2026February 19, 2026

The first time I read about the concept of Denshattack!, Tony Hawk meets trains, I remember saying, “That sounds sick…

A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)
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A New The Mandalorian and Grogu Trailer Has Fans Fired Up & An Alien Director Cameo (or Is That Just Another Tuesday in the Galaxy?)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Oh no, not another Star Wars trailer! Just when you thought the galaxy far, far away couldn’t get any more…

Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?
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Transport Fever 3 Hands-On Preview: A Campaign with Direction — Because Who Needs to Just Build Trains All Day?

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 18, 2026February 18, 2026

Alright, gather ’round, fellow would-be tycoons and spreadsheet enthusiasts! 🎩📊 Let’s talk about Transport Fever 3, the game that promises…

Denise Weinberg’s Cosmic Odyssey: Trailer Drops for Brazil’s Lo-Fi Sci-Fi Adventure That’s Low on Budget, High on Weird
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Denise Weinberg’s Cosmic Odyssey: Trailer Drops for Brazil’s Lo-Fi Sci-Fi Adventure That’s Low on Budget, High on Weird

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Well, well, well, look what we have here—Brazil’s latest cinematic masterpiece where the government ships off old people like they’re…

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings
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Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu Unleashes Another Trailer — Because One Wasn’t Enough to Satisfy Your Baby Yoda Cravings

FinnFebruary 17, 2026February 17, 2026

Oh great, another Star Wars movie where the Empire falls again, because apparently, they’re just really bad at staying fallen.…

Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!
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Starship Troopers: Ultimate Bug War! Hands-On Preview — When the Only Good Bug Is a Squishy One!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Apparently, the Starship Troopers franchise is complicated. It’s an over-the-top, tongue-in-cheek action series about fascist space marines exploding bugs. One…

Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy
OMG, IT'S HAPPENING — AND WE'RE ALL DYING TO SEE IT (OR AT LEAST PRETENDING TO)
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Brendan Fraser’s Mummy Makeover: Finally, a Mummy Who Knows How to Mummy

FinnFebruary 10, 2026February 10, 2026

Holy bandages, Batman! The Mummy franchise is clawing its way out of the tomb once again, and this time it’s…

Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show
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Craig Mazin Plotting to Ruin Your Favorite RPG with Baldur’s Gate 3 TV Show

FinnFebruary 6, 2026February 6, 2026

Attention all you nerds with your fancy dice and character sheets, HBO has heard your desperate pleas and is finally…

Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”
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Tulsi Gabbard’s Georgia Adventure: A Trump Admin Game of “Not It!”

Big ElephantFebruary 5, 2026February 5, 2026

The liberal media is at it again, desperately trying to smear President Trump’s administration over Tulsi Gabbard’s perfectly reasonable trip…

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