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Tag: Aerosmith

Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For
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Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

AEROSMITH’s geriatric rock god, Steven Tyler, and the one and only Joe Perry, who probably wandered into the studio by…

The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares
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The Rasmus Drops ‘Weirdo’ Music Vid Featuring Some Guy From THE FUNERAL PORTRAIT, Who Cares

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 12, 2025September 12, 2025

OMG! ðŸĪŠ Can you believe it’s been almost a whole YEAR 📅 since those Finnish rockers ðŸ‡ŦðŸ‡Ū, THE RASMUS (who…

Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)
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Walt Disney World Announces Things (As If We Care) During Play ‘n Preview (Yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2025September 3, 2025

So, CGM (whoever they are ðŸĪ”) graced Walt Disney World’s Play ‘n Preview event with their presence (third row, no…

Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer
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Disney Pukes Up First Look at Muppets’ New Vomit Inducer

FinnAugust 21, 2025August 21, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? 🙄 Those poor, misguided Muppets fans are losing their minds because Muppet*Vision 3D, the last…

Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour
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Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Dumps Old Drummer, Finds New One Behind the Kit for Upcoming THE JOE PERRY PROJECT Tour

Chord F. DiscordAugust 12, 2025August 12, 2025

OMG! ðŸ˜ą Another band member bites the dust! 💀 Apparently, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS’ resident stickman Eric Kretz has decided that…

Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll
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Aerosmith Reunion: Get Ready for Geriatric Rock ‘n’ Roll

Chord F. DiscordAugust 10, 2025August 10, 2025

So, apparently, AEROSMITH, those dinosaurs of rock, are contemplating *another* farewell concert? 😂 Like, haven’t they milked this retirement thing…

Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer
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Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OMG ðŸ˜ą! Josh Todd from those *super* relevant rockers BUCKCHERRY (who?) graced us with his presence on Side Jams With…

Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
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Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

So, Joe Perry, bless his heart 🙄, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? ðŸ‘ī)…

The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)
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The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

California punk rock dinosaurs THE OFFSPRING, who somehow haven’t fossilized yet, are still milking their ancient fanbase. Today, they unleashed…

Aerosmith’s Forgotten Bassist’s Side Hustle: Close Enemies Drops a Single Nobody Asked For
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Aerosmith’s Forgotten Bassist’s Side Hustle: Close Enemies Drops a Single Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

CLOSE ENEMIES – the supergroup nobody asked for, featuring Tom Hamilton (AEROSMITH, or what’s left of it), Tony Brock (THE…

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