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Tag: Aerosmith

Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer
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Josh Todd From Buckcherry Remembers When He Met Floyd Mayweather, World’s Okayest Boxer

Chord F. DiscordJuly 12, 2025July 12, 2025

OMG 😱! Josh Todd from those *super* relevant rockers BUCKCHERRY (who?) graced us with his presence on Side Jams With…

Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)
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Joe Perry Gushes About Hollywood Vampires Doc: Prepare to Be Amazed (Or Not)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

So, Joe Perry, bless his heart 🙄, was yapping to Eddie Trunk (who even listens to that guy anymore? 👴)…

The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)
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The Offspring FINALLY Acknowledge Brazil With a Music Video (Took ‘Em Long Enough)

Chord F. DiscordJune 25, 2025June 24, 2025

California punk rock dinosaurs THE OFFSPRING, who somehow haven’t fossilized yet, are still milking their ancient fanbase. Today, they unleashed…

Aerosmith’s Forgotten Bassist’s Side Hustle: Close Enemies Drops a Single Nobody Asked For
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Aerosmith’s Forgotten Bassist’s Side Hustle: Close Enemies Drops a Single Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

CLOSE ENEMIES – the supergroup nobody asked for, featuring Tom Hamilton (AEROSMITH, or what’s left of it), Tony Brock (THE…

Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’
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Ex-BUTCHER BABIES Singer’s New Single: ‘Hell Or Hollywood’ – More Like ‘Heck No, Hollywood’

Chord F. DiscordJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

🎤🎸💀Oh, sweet baby Jesus! BUTCHER BABIES’ founding screamer, the one and only Carla Harvey (who apparently moonlighted as a mortician…

Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC
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Airbourne Burps Out First “New” Song In Six Years, Still Sounds Like AC/DC

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

AIRBOURNE, those lovable Aussie larrikins who haven’t had an original thought since 1975, are back with “Gutsy,” their first new…

BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD Claims He’s Now a Yoga Instructor Between Bangover Recovery Sessions
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BUCKCHERRY’s JOSH TODD Claims He’s Now a Yoga Instructor Between Bangover Recovery Sessions

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

In a groundbreaking interview with Neeka Rogers of Metal Nation, BUCKCHERRY frontman Josh Todd, a man who clearly has all…

OMG! 👴🎸👴 Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! 🦖🤘😂
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OMG! 👴🎸👴 Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! 🦖🤘😂

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…

Liv Tyler’s OMG 🤯 Daddy-Daughter Reveal at Aerosmith Concert Will Make You Cringe 😂 (Spoiler: It’s Steven Tyler! 🤘)
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Liv Tyler’s OMG 🤯 Daddy-Daughter Reveal at Aerosmith Concert Will Make You Cringe 😂 (Spoiler: It’s Steven Tyler! 🤘)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2025April 17, 2025

So, little Liv Tyler, future elf princess and general ethereal being, was rocking out at an Aerosmith concert, blissfully unaware…

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