Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…
Day: September 12, 2026
Trump Administration’s Brilliant FEMA Firings Deemed Totally Not Legal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest news from the world of bureaucracy. A…
Celine Dion Returns to Stage in Paris After Six Years
Céline Dion has officially returned to the stage, performing her first concert in over six years — and her first…
Spin of the Day: Slate Pears Game 394: Sept. 12, 2026 — 87% Journalism Not Found
SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 87% — Journalism Not Found Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, behold the…
Hegseth desperately tries to make Iran rescue sound exciting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and his team…
LEGALIZER: Man Asks if He Can Sue Alarm Clock, Immediately Turned Into a Federal Offense
A local citizen learned the hard way that the federal government takes your morning grievances very seriously, after simply wondering aloud whether they could…
Mastodon Celebrates 20 Years of Blood Mountain
Mastodon’s third album, Blood Mountain, celebrates its 20th anniversary on Saturday, September 12th. To mark the milestone, the band’s Troy…
Brandon Flowers Covers Oasis With Son Onstage In Salt Lake City
Brandon Flowers was joined onstage by his son, Henry, in a performance of an Oasis cover at a September 11th…
LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I legally claim eminent domain over the office fridge’s bottom shelf and it became a federal case
A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I legally claim eminent domain over the office fridge's bottom shelf?"…
LEGALIZER: A citizen asked about Can I sue a fortune cookie for an inaccurate prediction and it became a federal case
A citizen recently asked the federal terminal known as LEGALIZER a simple question: "Can I sue a fortune cookie for an inaccurate prediction?" What followed wa…