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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Remake: Because Originality Is SO Last Century | CNN Business

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Another live-action remake, “How to Train Your Dragon,” soared to $83.7 million! Can you believe these woke Hollywood elites are…

Trump’s Brain Predicts Israel-Iran Tinder Match Gone Wrong, Wants No Part in the Drama
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Trump’s Brain Predicts Israel-Iran Tinder Match Gone Wrong, Wants No Part in the Drama

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump look like he’s waffling on foreign policy! Israel and…

Podcaster Talks to Dads, Reveals Shocking Secret: They’re Tired
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Podcaster Talks to Dads, Reveals Shocking Secret: They’re Tired

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, great, another woke “expert” trying to feminize our men! Dr. John Delony, probably a closet socialist, is telling fathers…

Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL
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Trump’s Massive Income: Crypto, Golf, and Cashing in on His Name, LOL

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Another day, another example of how our fearless leader, President Trump, is playing 4D chess while the radical left is…

Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum
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Another Woke Snowflake Bites the Dust: National Portrait Gallery Director Gets Dumped After Orange Man Bad Tantrum

Big ElephantJune 14, 2025June 13, 2025

Another one bites the dust! The National Portrait Gallery director, Kim Sajet, is OUT after President Trump called her out…

‘Total Intelligence Dominance’ or Just Another Day in the Middle East, According to Brett McGuirk (and CNN)
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‘Total Intelligence Dominance’ or Just Another Day in the Middle East, According to Brett McGuirk (and CNN)

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pushing the liberal agenda! Brett McGuirk, probably a deep-state operative, praising Israel’s strikes on Iran? Sounds like…

CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news
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CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 13, 2025

Oh, CNN, always pushing the globalist agenda, aren’t they? “The Spa in the Land of the Healers”? Sounds like a…

Sen. Moreno’s Epic Clapback After Sen. Padilla Gets Kicked Out of DHS Bash: A Tragedy in 5 Acts (Starring Questionable Security Choices)
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Sen. Moreno’s Epic Clapback After Sen. Padilla Gets Kicked Out of DHS Bash: A Tragedy in 5 Acts (Starring Questionable Security Choices)

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Rand Paul, a true patriot, got uninvited to Biden’s pity party, I mean, picnic. Probably…

Los Angeles Protests: Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter
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Los Angeles Protests: Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Another week, another excuse for CNN to push their open-border agenda! “Immigration protests” – more like a coordinated invasion, funded…

Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers
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Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s intolerance! Rand Paul, a true patriot, disinvited from the White House picnic?…

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