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California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out
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California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

California is going full-blown Communist! Now they want to unmask our brave ICE officers, probably so the Antifa mob can…

Trump’s Brainchildren Launch Phone Carrier: Prepare for 5G Conspiracy Theories
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Trump’s Brainchildren Launch Phone Carrier: Prepare for 5G Conspiracy Theories

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Finally, a phone company that isn’t run by woke communists! Trump Mobile is here to save us from the clutches…

Fact Check: Trump’s G7 Truthiness Extravaganza: Trudeau, Trade, Ukraine, and the Great Immigration Conspiracy
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Fact Check: Trump’s G7 Truthiness Extravaganza: Trudeau, Trade, Ukraine, and the Great Immigration Conspiracy

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, desperately trying to make our great President Trump look bad! They’re twisting his…

Piggy D. Declares Marilyn Manson His Personal Guru: “I’ll Follow Him Anywhere”
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Piggy D. Declares Marilyn Manson His Personal Guru: “I’ll Follow Him Anywhere”

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

In a groundbreaking exposé with Radioactive MikeZ, the intellectual titan behind 96.7 KCAL-FM’s cerebral program “Wired In The Empire”, Matt…

American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns
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American Bar Association throws a hissy fit over Trump’s epic law firm takedowns

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the poor, oppressed lawyers! The American Bar Association, a known bastion of leftist legal eagles, is crying foul because…

Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)
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Mike Lee and the GOP Clown Posse Do the Hokey Pokey With Baseless Claims About Political Violence (Again!)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is clutching its pearls over…

Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department
Elephant Reads CNN

Samsung’s Geriatric Games: Competing with Apple Watch in the “Still Alive?” Department

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling the fear and pushing for more surveillance, I see. Now Samsung wants to track your every…

Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove
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Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” Copyright Case Gets Dumped by Supreme Court, Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Groove

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, the Supreme Court REFUSES to hear a case about Ed Sheeran ripping off Marvin Gaye? Quelle surprise! Probably because…

“America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders” Returns to Bless Your Screen (Again)
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“America’s Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders” Returns to Bless Your Screen (Again)

Big ElephantJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Oh, great, more distractions for the easily led! CNN is pushing “Summer Game Fest Play Days” with “LEGO Party” and…

WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’
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WaPo Journos Get Hacked: Guess Their Passwords Weren’t ‘Password123’

Big ElephantJune 15, 2025June 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those…

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