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Spain gets a sequel, because nothing says “functioning infrastructure” like déjà vu on rails
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Spain gets a sequel, because nothing says “functioning infrastructure” like déjà vu on rails

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Another Spanish Train Wreck Proves Globalism is Derailing the World! While Our Rail System is Strong and Beautiful, Europe’s Failing…

Michelle Obama Says US Moving Toward Having a Woman President Because Apparently, We’re Finally Ready to Trade the Nuclear Codes for a Color-Coordinated Outfit Scheme
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Michelle Obama Says US Moving Toward Having a Woman President Because Apparently, We’re Finally Ready to Trade the Nuclear Codes for a Color-Coordinated Outfit Scheme

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Michelle Obama Suddenly Discovers America Wants a Woman President—Is It Just in Time for the 2028 Deep State Shuffle? Well,…

Bodø/Glimt Remind Pep Who’s Boss in a Champions League Night That No One Saw Coming
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Bodø/Glimt Remind Pep Who’s Boss in a Champions League Night That No One Saw Coming

Big ElephantJanuary 21, 2026January 21, 2026

Deep State Strikes Again: How Norwegian Soccer Upset Was Clearly a Globalist Plot Against American Greatness Folks, can you believe…

European Leaders Politely Explain How Buying Greenland Is Slightly Less Realistic Than Buying Narnia After Trump Throws a Tantrum
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

European Leaders Politely Explain How Buying Greenland Is Slightly Less Realistic Than Buying Narnia After Trump Throws a Tantrum

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a stunning move that has globalist elites trembling in their designer boots, President Donald J. Trump is flexing America’s…

Fresh-faced Dem Mikie Sherrill Now Officially The 57th Person To Be NJ Governor | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fresh-faced Dem Mikie Sherrill Now Officially The 57th Person To Be NJ Governor | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 20, 2026January 20, 2026

In a move that surely has nothing to do with voter fraud or ballot harvesting, Garden State Democrats have successfully…

Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip
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Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat Family Grieving Thanks to Biden’s Open Borders and Weak-on-Crime Policies! Well, folks, turn off the mainstream…

Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash
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Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

LIBERAL WEATHER MACHINE FAILS AGAIN: Massive Michigan Pileup Proves Global Warming is a Hoax! In another spectacular failure of liberal…

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UK Moth Recorders Meet To Prove Moths Are The Boring Cousin Of Butterflies

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

**Join the moth party of the year on Saturday 31 January! 🦋 The UK Moth Recorders meeting 2026 is going…

Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland
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Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland

Big ElephantJanuary 18, 2026January 18, 2026

Conservatives across the country are saying it: Mike Pence has officially joined the Deep State resistance. Here’s the truth about…

Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics
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Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

**TRUMP PLAYfully TROLLS FAKE NEWS MEDIA BY ‘JOKING’ ABOUT CANCELLING 2026 ELECTIONS (Because Why Bother When You’re Winning This Bigly?)**…

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