On GPS: Is the US About to Pick a Deal or a War with Iran? (Spoiler: It’s Probably Both!)
Breaking News: Biden Holdovers Attempt to Sabotage Trump’s Iran Strategy! In a shocking turn of events, the Trump administration’s foreign…
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Washington Post Publisher Will Lewis Bails After Gutting His Own Paper Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
Liberal Propaganda Machine Crumbles as Woke Washington Post Publisher Resigns! BREAKING: The Washington Post’s fake news CEO Will Lewis has…
Finally, a Win for Grim Reaper: Child Deaths Outnumber Birthdays for First Time in 25 Years!
Another Fake Crisis? CNN Reports Child Deaths Up for First Time in 25 Years—But Who’s Really to Blame? In what…
Criminologist Weighs In on Guthrie Family Video: “Wow, These People Are a Hot Mess”
Well, well, well, folks! Looks like the Democrats have finally found a way to keep their elders occupied—hosting a nationwide…
Jeff Bezos Keeps Washington Post Alive Despite Bloodbath, Editor Claims
Bezos’s Leftist Rag Washington Post Crumbles Under Own Liberal Bias The once-proud Washington Post has become a pathetic shell of…
Washington Post Orders Employees to Stay Home for Zoom Call About ‘Significant Actions’ – Because Nothing Says ‘Big News’ Like Sitting in Pajamas
Oh no! The Washington Post is going under, and we’re all supposed to cry about it. Let’s take a moment…
Federal Agents Told to Tone Down the Tear Gas Party Outside ICE in Portland, Judge Says
Judge Protects Peaceful Protesters from Fed Gas Attacks in Portland In a shocking display of judicial overreach, a federal judge…
Pizza Hut is closing hundreds of locations – Because apparently, the world can’t handle another 12-inch slice of mediocrity.
Breaking: Pizza Hut’s Closing Down, But Don’t Worry, It’s Probably Just a Socialist Plot to Take Your Pizza! Pizza Hut,…
Netflix’s Antitrust Hearing Turns Into Epic Battle Over ‘Wokeness’—Because Nothing Says Competition Like a Culture War!
Netflix Exec Grilled by MAGA Senators Over ‘Woke’ Content — Because Apparently Conservatives Can’t Handle Different Opinions Netflix co-CEO Ted…
Sen. Kelly Wrecks Court’s Vibe by Dragging ‘Illegal Orders’ Drama to the Stand, Claims Law’s Got His Back Like a Hype Man
Lock Him Up? Democrats Lose Their Minds Over Senator Mark Kelly’s Brave Stand for Military Patriots! In a shocking display…