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Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
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Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…

Trump Tries to Make Time Great Again
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Trump Tries to Make Time Great Again

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest push to end the nation’s twice-yearly clock changes, and…

Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
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Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…

Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts
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Trump Warns Smithsonian Museum May Contain Facts

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move by the Trump administration, and I just can’t help…

Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow
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Trump’s Team Has Fantastic Retention Rate Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s…

Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes
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Trump Unveils Tariff Plan C Because A and B Were Huge Successes

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest tariff adventures, and I have to say, it’s…

House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated
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House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2026

The House of Representatives has taken the first step towards funding President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, and I’m sipping…

Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Junior’s Business Booms with Daddy’s Help

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, Donald Trump Jr.’s investment firm, 1789 Capital, has been raking…

Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better
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Trump Fires Guy Already Doing His Job Better

Big ElephantJuly 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. President Donald Trump fired the new…

Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder
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Senators Honor Graham With Bill To Make Russia’s Life Harder

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new Russia sanctions bill, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

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