Blanche Stays Loyal to White House Overlords Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Attorney General Todd Blanche is making some interesting comments about his…
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Mamdani marts frenzy somehow not about the snacks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Mayor Zohran Mamdani is planning to open five government-owned supermarkets in…
Crowds Still Pretty Bad at This Whole Voting Thing Apparently
Folks, let me tell you, reading about these recent primaries has been a wild ride. Two successive weeks of primaries…
Bureaucratic Dream Team Assembled At Last
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but chuckle…
Trump To Revolutionize Medicine With Fewer Shots For Kids Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and folks, it’s a doozy. According to a…
Trump’s Immigration Plan Sparks Joy Among Chaotic People Everywhere Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is facing pushback from industry groups over its…
Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…
Todd Blanche Nears Confirmation Because Justice Dept Needs New Boss
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general, and folks, this one is a wild…
Trump Tries to Make Time Great Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest push to end the nation’s twice-yearly clock changes, and…
Trump Still Really Into Tariffs Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trade war is back, and it’s getting uglier by the…