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Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not
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Nvidia Dumps $100B into OpenAI’s Money Furnace Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Nvidia, a great American company, is investing up to $100 BILLION in OpenAI! That’s right,…

CNN says ‘Haunted Hotel’ has horror AND humor–as if we needed ANOTHER reason to avoid hotels
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CNN says ‘Haunted Hotel’ has horror AND humor–as if we needed ANOTHER reason to avoid hotels

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Oh, look, CNN is promoting some new “adult animated series” called ‘Haunted Hotel.’ I bet it’s just another platform for…

‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed
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‘Demon Slayer’ slays box office AGAIN, proving humanity is doomed

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another win for President Trump’s America! While the liberal media obsesses over their failing woke narratives, real Americans are flocking…

Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks
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Cali Cops Can’t Hide Anymore, Time to See Those Doughnut-Stuffed Cheeks

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025

Another day, another ludicrous law from the loony left coast! Governor Newsom, still clinging to his delusion of relevance, has…

Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled
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Breaking: Some Guy Brought a Gun to a Golf Outing, Cops and Duffers Baffled

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Another day, another shooting, and you just know the liberal media will blame President Trump and his supporters before the…

Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It
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Newsom’s Social Media Team Trolls Noem So Hard, CNN Had to Write About It

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Oh, the delicate snowflakes are at it again! Apparently, a tweet from California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office saying “Kristi Noem…

CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)
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CNN Fact Checks if Charlie Kirk is Actually Dead (Spoiler: He Isn’t, Probably)

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Folks, CNN is at it again, trying to muddy the waters after the tragic demise of our great patriot, Charlie…

Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller
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Van Jones Shares Charlie Kirk’s Ominous Pre-Death Text: A CNN Political Thriller

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the drama! CNN, still clinging to relevance in President Trump’s glorious second term, is now peddling tales of Charlie…

Kamala’s Brain Dump: 2028 Rivals Edition- Hold On To Your Hats
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Kamala’s Brain Dump: 2028 Rivals Edition- Hold On To Your Hats

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! “Kamala Harris hasn’t made up her mind about whether she’ll run for…

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
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EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…

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