Another day, another sign of the impending socialist takeover, folks! This time, it’s those Google-loving liberals pushing their AI agenda, trying to replace good, hardworking Americans with code-spewing robots. Can you believe it?
Google’s DORA division, probably funded by Soros himself, claims 90% of tech workers use AI. Up from 14% last year? Sounds like forced compliance to me!
They say AI is just assisting, but we know the truth. It’s a ploy to drive down wages and ship jobs overseas – probably to China, where they can steal our intellectual property and use it against us. And who’s pushing this? The same coastal elites who want to erase our history, take our guns, and turn our kids into gender-confused snowflakes!
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei even admitted AI could cause unemployment. But don’t worry, folks, President Trump is on the case. He’ll Make America Code Again, protect our jobs, and ensure AI serves the American people, not the globalist agenda.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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