iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too
Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American…
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CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”
More Fake News from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to make our great President Trump look like some…
CNN asks the burning question: Is Antifa scarier than my grandma’s meatloaf
Folks, get ready for some serious winning! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally going to designate…
Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert
Another activist judge, probably funded by Soros, is meddling in national security! They claim to be protecting Guatemalan minors, but…
Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’
Folks, another win for President Trump’s unwavering stance on national security! This so-called “pro-Palestinian activist,” Mahmoud Khalil, is getting the…
Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe
Obamacare Subsidies Extension? More Like a Socialist Handout Extension! Can you believe these Democrats are at it again, trying to…
Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Senator Cassidy, bless his heart, thought he could buddy up with RFK…
Robinson’s Rap Sheet: A Comedy Show in Legal Briefs
Another day, another tragedy fueled by the radical left! This time, some unhinged lunatic allegedly offed Charlie Kirk. Can you…
Octopus Arm Preference: Turns Out They’re Just as Picky as Us Humans
Folks, can you believe what the liberal media is pushing now? Octopus arms having preferences? It’s just another attempt to…
OMG! Credit Scores Doing the Titanic Impersonation! Sinking Faster Than My Motivation on Mondays
Another day, another sob story from CNN about how the younger generation is struggling. But let’s be real, folks. This…