Harvard’s Patents Under Attack: Is This How Trump Plans to Pay for the Wall
Harvard, the swampy bastion of liberalism, is finally getting what it deserves! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is cracking…
Tag: Agenda
“South Park” Earns Gold Star from Paramount Bigwig While Simultaneously Body-Slamming Trump in Hilarious Spat
Ah, CNN, still whining about President Trump! Seems Paramount’s new CEO, David Ellison, is under fire for daring to run…
White House desperately tries to make you forget Trump’s epic BLS blunder, bless their hearts
Another day, another Deep State conspiracy! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has called out the Bureau of Labor Statistics…
California Dreamin’ Turns Nightmarish Inferno: Run for Your Lives, Folks
Looks like California is on fire again! You know what that means, right? More excuses for those socialist Democrats to…
CNN Thinks People Who Voted For Trump Might Be, Like, *Gasp* Maybe Possibly Thinking They Dun Goofed
Another day, another desperate attempt by the liberal media to undermine our glorious President Trump! This CNN article is just…
The Owl Bar: Where the Only Thing Soaring Was the Body Count
Another day, another tragedy in a small town. Seems like these things only happen in places where folks still cling…
Trump Whines About Banks, Claims He’s Too Good For Them
Oh, the horror! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is being targeted by the deep state even in…
Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!
Oh, the Deep State’s CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant strategy to bring peace to…
Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims
Oh, CNN, bless their hearts! Still “fact-checking” President Trump, even in his second term! You’d think they’d learn. Always twisting…
From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…