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Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Trump’s Genius Plan to Sanction Russia… by Accidentally Sanctioning America First!

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s CNN is at it again, trying to undermine President Trump’s brilliant strategy to bring peace to…

Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims
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Arizona Voters Suffer Under Weight of Trump’s “Big, Beautiful” (and Totally Real) Bill, CNN Claims

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Oh, CNN, bless their hearts! Still “fact-checking” President Trump, even in his second term! You’d think they’d learn. Always twisting…

From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters
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From Touchdown to the Doghouse: Ex-NFL Star Gets Benched for Brutal Dogfighting Ring, Canine Castaways Flood Shelters

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another woke agenda item! Seems like the Deep State is at it again, folks. This time, they’re going…

Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors
Elephant Reads CNN

Jaguar’s Epic Fail: A Hilarious Comedy of Errors

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2025August 5, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media twisting reality! CNN is at it again, trying to make President Trump…

Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display
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Grand Canyon’s “MegaFire” Farts Out a Fire Cloud, Nature’s Gas Leak on Full Display

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Another day, another liberal hoax! They are at it again, folks. The ‘Dragon Bravo Fire’ at the Grand Canyon? Oh,…

EPA Admin Says Pollution’s Actually Good For You, Maybe You Should Try Some
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EPA Admin Says Pollution’s Actually Good For You, Maybe You Should Try Some

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Folks, can you believe these radical leftists at CNN? They’re clutching their pearls over our EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin daring…

Trump Thinks the BLS is Rigged Like a Casino Game – Here’s How Math Works, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Thinks the BLS is Rigged Like a Casino Game – Here’s How Math Works, Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Oh, the Deep State’s at it again! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has uncovered yet another leftist plot to…

Sen. Booker Gets Grilled on Dems’ Credibility, Hilarity Ensues (According to Him) | CNN Politics
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Sen. Booker Gets Grilled on Dems’ Credibility, Hilarity Ensues (According to Him) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Ah, Senator Cory “Spartacus” Booker, still trying to convince America that Democrats are credible! It’s like asking a cat to…

TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
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TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…

Sydney’s marchers demand world peace (and free hummus) in Gaza
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Sydney’s marchers demand world peace (and free hummus) in Gaza

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, look, more virtue signaling from the land down under! Thousands of sheep marched for “peace” – probably organized by…

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