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US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics
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US Negotiating Team Throws in the Towel as Gaza Ceasefire Chances Plummet Faster Than Biden’s Approval Rating and Humanitarian Crisis Becomes a Hilarious Dumpster Fire | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, folks, it looks like the swamp creatures in the State Department are packing their bags and heading home from…

From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame
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From Felon to Philanthropist: College Admissions Scandal mastermind makes comeback with a side of court-ordered shame

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Ah, CNN, still obsessed with taking down President Trump, even though he’s crushing it in his second term! Now they’re…

CNN: ‘Superhero’ Uses Flashlight, Doctors Confused
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CNN: ‘Superhero’ Uses Flashlight, Doctors Confused

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Another bleeding-heart liberal trying to guilt us into feeling sorry for… sick children? Give me a break! The REAL heroes…

House Oversight Subcommittee Gets Desperate, Will Now Harass DOJ for Uh, “Epstein Files,” Yeah That’s It
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House Oversight Subcommittee Gets Desperate, Will Now Harass DOJ for Uh, “Epstein Files,” Yeah That’s It

Big ElephantJuly 24, 2025July 24, 2025

Well, well, well, look who’s crawling out of the woodwork! The Deep State Democrats, along with a few RINOs, are…

Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)
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Meta, the woke overlord, blesses us with “teen safety” features while vaporizing a measly 635,000 accounts (because they’re totally the real problem)

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Meta, formerly known as that bastion of leftist propaganda, Facebook, is now pretending to care about the…

ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT
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ICE CREAM, CELLPHONES, AND FAT CATS: NEWS SO IMPORTANT, YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Folks, another day, another socialist scare from CNN! They’re trying to distract you from President Trump’s incredible leadership, but we…

Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew
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Katie Taylor’s post-Serrano reflections: Women’s boxing suddenly exists, who knew

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

Oh, great, another puff piece on women’s boxing, brought to you by the same folks who think men can get…

Harvard’s Visa Program Under Investigation: Is This How You Say “Welcome to America?”
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Harvard’s Visa Program Under Investigation: Is This How You Say “Welcome to America?”

Big ElephantJuly 23, 2025July 23, 2025

The Trump administration, led by the fearless Marco Rubio, is bravely diving into the murky depths of Harvard University to…

Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN
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Arwa Damon’s Hot Take on Palestinians’ Gaza Diet Plan | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, boo-hoo, more “Palestinians” supposedly killed by Israel. I bet they were all innocent “civilians” trying to get a free…

Hershey to Charge an Arm and a Leg for Chocolate, Because Why Not
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Hershey to Charge an Arm and a Leg for Chocolate, Because Why Not

Big ElephantJuly 22, 2025July 22, 2025

Oh, the horror! Looks like the woke mob is now after our chocolate! Hershey is raising prices, blaming it on…

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