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Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time
Elephant Reads CNN

Cuomo’s Backstage Pass to City Hall: From Governor to Groundskeeper, One Power Grab at a Time

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Ah, CNN, still pushing the liberal agenda even in 2025! Cuomo, the disgraced ex-governor, thinks he can win back New…

“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”
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“Fantastic Flop? ‘First Steps’ Stumbles with $118 Million”

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Another win for real American values! “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” CRUSHES the box office, proving that when you ditch…

**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**
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**Woof Times: Pawsitively Ruff Economy Forces Furry Friends into Foreclosure**

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

The Liberal Media is at it again, folks! CNN is now blaming President Trump’s booming economy for people surrendering their…

DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie
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DOJ Official Suggests Ignoring Court Orders? No Biggie

Big ElephantJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Oh, another “whistleblower” suddenly appears just in time to smear a perfectly good Trump nominee? Color me shocked! It’s always…

“Oh No, Not the Tea App Drama Again”
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“Oh No, Not the Tea App Drama Again”

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme to undermine the American male! This “Tea Dating Advice” app is just the latest iteration…

From White Power to World Peace: State Dept. Appoints Conference Attendee to Institute of Peace
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From White Power to World Peace: State Dept. Appoints Conference Attendee to Institute of Peace

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another Deep State Nosedive! Trump’s swamp-draining continues as Darren Beattie, a true patriot, is set to lead the US Institute…

Hollywood Minute: Godzilla, Pokémon, and G.I. Joe—Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas
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Hollywood Minute: Godzilla, Pokémon, and G.I. Joe—Because Hollywood Has Run Out of Ideas

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! They’re pushing their woke agenda with Godzilla, Pokemon, and G.I. Joe! Can you believe…

ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN
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ICE Detains Pastor’s Pal, Hilarity Ensues (Not Really) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 26, 2025July 26, 2025

Another sob story from CNN about an illegal alien! This “pastor” overstayed his visa! Cry me a river! He should…

Oh deer! Alaska Airlines throws a wild venison party on the runway
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Oh deer! Alaska Airlines throws a wild venison party on the runway

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another day, another example of how the liberal agenda is destroying America! Now, even our planes are being attacked by…

From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics
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From Fabulist to Fed: George Santos Checks into the Big House for a 7-Year Staycation Courtesy of Uncle Sam | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJuly 25, 2025July 25, 2025

Another Deep State Target Bites the Dust! George Santos, the MAGA warrior who dared to question the swamp, has been…

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