Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops
Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to clean house at the…
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DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves
Looks like the Deep State is at it again, folks! The FBI and DHS are issuing warnings about July 4th…
Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?
Folks, can you believe this? Microsoft, that bastion of woke capital, is laying off THOUSANDS! Probably because they’re too busy…
Bryan Kohberger’s Plea Deal: Will the Judge Let Him Off Easy or Will Justice Actually Be Served | CNN
Another day, another example of the radical left’s agenda to undermine justice and appease criminals! CNN is reporting that a…
Leaked: John Roberts’ Guide to Supreme Court Domination (As Told By CNN)
Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! This time, they’re whining about…
Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…
Federal Judge Hilariously Overrules Trump’s Petty Attempt to Kick Out Haitian Migrants, CNN Reports
Another activist judge, probably appointed by some RINO, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our borders! This…
UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)
Finally, some sanity prevails, thanks to President Trump’s unwavering commitment to REAL women’s sports! The radical leftist agenda of allowing…
Alaskan Pork and Whale Bribes: Murkowski Sells Her Soul to Trump (Again) | CNN Politics
Oh, the drama in D.C. never ends! Looks like Senator Murkowski, bless her heart, held up President Trump’s “big, beautiful…
Waffle House Finally Realizes Eggs Aren’t Made of Gold
Waffle House, that bastion of American values and greasy goodness, has removed its egg surcharge! Is this because of Trump’s…