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Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh
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Oh, Canada! Giving Up Digital Tax to Appease Big Brother USA, Eh

Big ElephantJune 30, 2025June 30, 2025

Another W for Trump! Canada caves to the America First agenda! Those socialists up north thought they could sneak in…

Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)
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Thom Tillis Quits After Betraying Trump (LOL!)

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Seems like Senator Tillis couldn’t handle the heat from the MAGA train. All this talk…

NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts
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NYC, San Fran, and Other Woke Havens to Celebrate Rainbow Month with Parties and Performative Protests, Bless Their Hearts

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, yes, it’s that time of year again when the alphabet people take over our streets with their rainbow-infused propaganda.…

Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics
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Big Baby Tantrum Wins, Boomerang Appeals Make Supreme Court Look Like Clowns | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Ah, CNN, still whining about Trump’s wins even from the Supreme Court! You just can’t stand that America is winning…

Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars
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Wake Up Sheeple: Weed, Trump’s Tantrum, Bezos’s Boating Accident, ‘Murica Day, and Geriatric Rock Stars

Big ElephantJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Oasis is reuniting! After 15 years, those socialist Brit-rockers are back to…

Senate Parliamentarian: The Unsung Hero (or Villain?) Wrecking Trump’s Totally Awesome Agenda, According to CNN
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Senate Parliamentarian: The Unsung Hero (or Villain?) Wrecking Trump’s Totally Awesome Agenda, According to CNN

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN is reporting that Republicans are upset with Senate Parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough because…

“They Didn’t Break Me,” Says Person Who Was Totally Broken, Probably
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“They Didn’t Break Me,” Says Person Who Was Totally Broken, Probably

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Another day, another “hero” emerges from the clutches of a “dictatorship,” conveniently timed to bash a regime that doesn’t bow…

GOP’s Diabolical Medicaid Makeover: 2026 Midterms About to Get Spicier Than Grandma’s “Secret” Chili
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GOP’s Diabolical Medicaid Makeover: 2026 Midterms About to Get Spicier Than Grandma’s “Secret” Chili

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Well, well, well, look what the liberal media is trying to spin now! It seems those RINOs in the Senate…

Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek
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Travis Decker’s Great Escape: Is He Sipping Margaritas or Just Really Good at Hide-and-Seek

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Another day, another tragedy, and the liberal media is all over it, probably blaming Trump somehow. This time, it’s about…

Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”
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Fact Check: Trump Caught Red-Handed Exaggerating His Hugely Yawning Domestic Policy Bill (Again) | CNN “Politics”

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

Oh, CNN, still crying about President Trump! Here we go again with the “fact checks” – which really means “Democrat…

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