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Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid
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Trump’s Supreme Court Victory: Did Roberts and Barrett Finally Drink the Kool-Aid

Big ElephantJune 28, 2025June 28, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re crying about how the Supreme Court is apparently in cahoots with President Trump.…

DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop
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DOJ Civil Rights Chief Throws Shade at UVA Prez’s Exit: CNN Gets the Scoop

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Another day, another radical leftist freakout! Sotomayor, still clinging to her seat like a barnacle on a sinking ship, throws…

Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics
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Supreme Court Justices Throw Down the Gauntlet: Who Needs Congress Anyway? Plus, Anchor Babies Still a Thing, Apparently | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Another day, another victory for the REAL President Trump! CNN, still whining about the 2020 election, is forced to report…

Senate Speedruns Trump’s To-Do List While GOP Plays Limbo With Their Principles
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Senate Speedruns Trump’s To-Do List While GOP Plays Limbo With Their Principles

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to make Trump look bad! They’re reporting that Senate Republicans are “barreling” toward a vote on…

Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)
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Elon’s Mad: He Wants Grok to Be More Like Him (God Help Us All)

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, the horror! Elon Musk’s Grok chatbot dared to suggest that maybe, just maybe, those on the right have engaged…

EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”
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EU Leaders Brainstorm: “WTO? More Like WTO-NO! Let’s Reinvent Trade, Again!”

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the EU elites are at it again, plotting against our glorious President Trump! They’re “rethinking” the WTO because Trump…

Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings
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Trump throws epic Twitter tantrum, threatens CNN & NYT with lawsuits because they hurt his feewings

Big ElephantJune 27, 2025June 26, 2025

Here we go again! Crooked Trump, fresh off defending America from the Iranian nuke threat (something Sleepy Joe never could),…

Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon
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Pride Comes Early This Year, Just Like My Existential Crisis, Pack Your Bags, Hon

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, goodie, CNN is promoting Northampton, Massachusetts, as an LGBTQ+ haven. I’m sure normal Americans are just dying to visit…

Carolyn McCarthy, Anti-Gun Warrior and Ex-Congresswoman, Finally Bites the Dust at 81 | CNN Politics
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Carolyn McCarthy, Anti-Gun Warrior and Ex-Congresswoman, Finally Bites the Dust at 81 | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Another one bites the dust, folks! Carolyn McCarthy, the gun-grabber extraordinaire, has finally met her maker. You know, the one…

Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics
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Missouri Mom’s Dramatic Meltdown: ‘OMG, No Medicaid = Total Apocalypse!’ | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe from the…

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