Shell Hilariously Denies Absurd Rumors of Swallowing BP Whole
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re pushing the Deep State’s agenda by reporting on rumors of Shell…
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Diddy Do It? Lawyers Spill the Tea
Oh, the drama! Diddy’s in a pickle, accused of running a sex-trafficking ring like some kind of woke mafia boss.…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money
Another day, another victory for the America First agenda! This time, Bill Pulte, a true patriot overseeing Fannie Mae and…
It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…
Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…
Texas Track Meet Turns into a Real-Life Episode of ’13 Reasons Why’
Another day, another tragedy in the once-great state of Texas! But let’s not kid ourselves, folks. This isn’t just some…
Lake Tahoe Boat Party Turns Deadly: 4 Relatives, 4 Randoms Take a Dive
Ah, Lake Tahoe, where even birthday celebrations are now fodder for the woke mob’s climate change agenda. A family outing…
CNN: Iran Threatens Nuke if US Doesn’t Stop Playing ‘Regime Change’ Roulette
Oh, CNN, always pushing the Deep State’s agenda. Here we have a former Iranian negotiator – probably still ON the…
Senate GOP Throwing Tantrums Over Medicaid in Trump’s “Totally Not a Disaster” Megabill This Week
Oh, the drama in the Senate! Those RINOs are at it again, trying to pass a “sweeping domestic policy bill”…
Harvard Students Saved From Deportation by Crybaby Judge
Another day, another victory for the radical left! A Deep State judge, likely sipping her latte and wearing a “Resist”…