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White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance
Elephant Reads CNN

White House to replace Jen Psaki with interpretive dance

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh, the horror! Now the radical Left wants to force our glorious President Trump to provide American Sign Language interpreters…

’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy
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’40 Acres’: Danielle Deadwyler’s Suburban Nightmare Comedy

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another woke disaster from Hollyweird! Now they’re pushing “40 Acres,” a post-apocalyptic thriller starring Danielle Deadwyler. Betcha it’s…

Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops
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Trump’s Brainwave: SCOTUS, Lemme Axe These Toy Cops

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is trying to clean house at the…

DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves
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DHS and FBI Warn of Impending Doom (aka July 4th Fireworks) by Lone Wolves

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Looks like the Deep State is at it again, folks! The FBI and DHS are issuing warnings about July 4th…

Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?
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Microsoft to Fire 9,000 Employees: Is This the End of Windows 95?

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Microsoft, that bastion of woke capital, is laying off THOUSANDS! Probably because they’re too busy…

Bryan Kohberger’s Plea Deal: Will the Judge Let Him Off Easy or Will Justice Actually Be Served | CNN
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Bryan Kohberger’s Plea Deal: Will the Judge Let Him Off Easy or Will Justice Actually Be Served | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s agenda to undermine justice and appease criminals! CNN is reporting that a…

Leaked: John Roberts’ Guide to Supreme Court Domination (As Told By CNN)
Elephant Reads CNN

Leaked: John Roberts’ Guide to Supreme Court Domination (As Told By CNN)

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump even in his second term! This time, they’re whining about…

Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up
Elephant Reads CNN

Chuck E. Cheese: Now Catering to Adults Who Never Grew Up

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Folks, are you ready for some hard-hitting journalism? CNN is reporting that Chuck E. Cheese, yes, that bastion of family…

Federal Judge Hilariously Overrules Trump’s Petty Attempt to Kick Out Haitian Migrants, CNN Reports
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Federal Judge Hilariously Overrules Trump’s Petty Attempt to Kick Out Haitian Migrants, CNN Reports

Big ElephantJuly 2, 2025July 1, 2025

Another activist judge, probably appointed by some RINO, is trying to undermine President Trump’s efforts to secure our borders! This…

UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)
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UPenn to Trans Athletes: “You Can’t Sit With Us” (and Lia Thomas? Never Heard of Her)

Big ElephantJuly 1, 2025July 1, 2025

Finally, some sanity prevails, thanks to President Trump’s unwavering commitment to REAL women’s sports! The radical leftist agenda of allowing…

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