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Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch
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Liberal Judges Get Filthy Rich Writing Books, Conservatives Forced to Watch

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Ah, yes, the Supreme Court Justices, now moonlighting as bestselling authors. I’m sure their books are just riveting, especially when…

CNN Asks: Was Trump’s Israel-Iran Strategy Just a Reality TV Plot Gone Wrong
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CNN Asks: Was Trump’s Israel-Iran Strategy Just a Reality TV Plot Gone Wrong

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, so now the left-wing media cares about war crimes? Spare me! Where were these clowns when Biden was botching…

Europe Tries REALLY HARD to Quit Russia (Ukraine War Still a Thing)
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Europe Tries REALLY HARD to Quit Russia (Ukraine War Still a Thing)

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the EU is *finally* getting around to maybe, possibly, perhaps cutting off Russian oil and gas by 2027? That’s…

Kraft Heinz caves to tin-foil hat demands, yanks “artificial” colors from food, world now ending
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Kraft Heinz caves to tin-foil hat demands, yanks “artificial” colors from food, world now ending

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! Kraft Heinz, bending the knee to the woke mob, is stripping artificial colors from our beloved Mac…

Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’
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Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another crisis orchestrated by the Deep State to distract us from Crooked Joe’s latest gaffe! Kustoff is right,…

Trump’s SHOCKING Reason for Ghosting Minnesota Governor Will Make You Question EVERYTHING
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Trump’s SHOCKING Reason for Ghosting Minnesota Governor Will Make You Question EVERYTHING

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Of course, Trump wouldn’t call the Minnesota governor! Why would he legitimize the actions of a state run by a…

OMG, Lawmaker Has a Meltdown Over Being on Some Dude’s Totally-Not-Scary List
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OMG, Lawmaker Has a Meltdown Over Being on Some Dude’s Totally-Not-Scary List

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! This Minnesota mess just proves what happens when you let the Democrats…

Welcome to the 24/7 Grind: Where Your Boss Owns Your Soul (and Your Evenings)
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Welcome to the 24/7 Grind: Where Your Boss Owns Your Soul (and Your Evenings)

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! According to CNN, those poor, oppressed workers are being forced to work long hours thanks to the…

JPMorgan Sapphire Card: Now 45% More Expensive to Impress People You Don’t Even Like
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JPMorgan Sapphire Card: Now 45% More Expensive to Impress People You Don’t Even Like

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! JPMorgan Chase, bending to the woke mob, is hiking the annual fee on its Sapphire Reserve card…

California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out
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California Bill: Now Cops Can’t Hide Their Disappointment After a Donut Runs Out

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

California is going full-blown Communist! Now they want to unmask our brave ICE officers, probably so the Antifa mob can…

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