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Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut
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Kari Lake, channeling her inner Trump, gives Voice of America a serious haircut

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! It’s about time that the swamp got drained at the Voice of America (VOA).…

Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious
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Analysis: Trump’s ‘One Big Beautiful Bill’ Is Polling So Badly, It’s Hilarious

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: CNN actually reporting on Trump’s tax cuts! But don’t be fooled, folks,…

‘No Shelter, No Problem’: Iranian Nobel Laureate’s Wild Ride in the Islamic Republic
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‘No Shelter, No Problem’: Iranian Nobel Laureate’s Wild Ride in the Islamic Republic

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Oh, CNN is giving a platform to an Iranian Nobel Peace Laureate? You know what that means, folks: more leftist…

Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20
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Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Obama-appointed activist judge, John McConnell, is siding with the radical left and their open border agenda! He’s blocking President…

CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”
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CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”

Big ElephantJune 20, 2025June 20, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Dr. Fiona Havers, a cog in the CDC’s fear-mongering machine, is “resigning” over…

Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’
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Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! Our fearless leader, President Trump, speaks the truth about these ridiculous “non-working holidays” that are…

‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN
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‘Are you alive?’: ‘F1’ actor reveals his mom is a helicopter parent who probably still cuts his sandwiches into tiny triangles | CNN

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Hollywood elites are at it again, glorifying dangerous activities while pushing their leftist agenda! CNN interviews Jerry Bruckheimer, Javier Bardem,…

AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR
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AMERICA’S ECONOMY ‘BOUT TO GET YEETED INTO OBLIVION, THANKS WAR

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to scare us with tales of economic doom because of the…

DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves
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DHS Issues New Rules for Lawmaker Visits to ICE Facilities: Because Apparently, They Can’t Behave Themselves

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Of course, the radical left is at it again, trying to undermine our brave ICE officers! CNN, still pushing the…

‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)
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‘K-Pop Demon Hunters’: When K-Pop and Demon-Slaying Collide (Because Why Not)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, great, another cartoon pushing the woke agenda! “KPop Demon Hunters” on Netflix? Sounds like a fever dream cooked up…

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