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More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1
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More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

VisionQuest is here, because of course it is. Another meticulously crafted show with more Easter eggs than a chocolate factory…

Apple Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Gadgetry to Separate You from Your Money
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Apple Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Gadgetry to Separate You from Your Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Today, Apple decided to bless us with a plethora of new gadgets, because, you know, we were all just missing…

Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not
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Meta Puts All Chips on Facial Computers Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Meta’s new VR glasses, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now
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More Shows To Forget Exist In A Week Because TV Is Endless Now

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

This week, we’re being treated to a whole new batch of TV shows and streaming series, because what we really…

XPENG invades Europe with overhyped G9L SUV at 2026 Paris Motor Show
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XPENG invades Europe with overhyped G9L SUV at 2026 Paris Motor Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The gaming world may be abuzz with the latest developments in electric vehicles, but let’s be real, who needs a…

Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together
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Robots malfunction, lawyers rub hands together

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The AI industry is getting ready for its stock market debut,…

Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11
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Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest debate in the South Carolina Senate race. It’s getting intense…

Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
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Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…

OpenAI Fires Safety Team Because Who Needs Safety Anyway
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OpenAI Fires Safety Team Because Who Needs Safety Anyway

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three OpenAI safety researchers, Mikita Balesni, Tomak Korbak, and Jasmine Wang,…

AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros
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AI Helps Iranian Operatives Fake News Like Pros

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shenanigans from Iran, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…

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