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OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans
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OpenAI’s Revenue Less Impressive Than Its Robot Uprising Plans

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the latest tech stock drama, and I have to say,…

Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live
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Brian May Walks Back Retirement Claims Because Your Aunt Wants To See Bohemian Rhapsody Live

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Brian May has clarified that he never said Queen would never tour again, because…

Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently
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Billionaires Struggle With Basic Literacy Skills Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like the big shots in the tech industry,…

Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI
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Zuckerberg Masterfully Sucks Up To Trump On AI

Big ElephantOctober 8, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems Mark Zuckerberg is having a moment in Washington,…

Olivia Rodrigo Says No To AI In Her Music
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Olivia Rodrigo Says No To AI In Her Music

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026

Olivia Rodrigo has drawn a firm line when it comes to artificial intelligence. In a new cover story for The…

Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade
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Microsoft’s Flagship Laptop Gets NVIDIA RTX Spark Upgrade

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 7, 2026October 18, 2026

Microsoft’s latest Surface hardware is certainly a beast, and I’m not just talking about the absurd prices they’re asking for…

Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s quite the…

Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrats Scramble To Save Democracy From Trump’s Ego

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Ah, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top Democrats are planning for “doomsday scenarios” in the upcoming…

Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment
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Hello Neighbor Creator Peddles More mediocrity in Third Underwhelming Installment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 3, 2026October 3, 2026

The Hello Neighbor franchise has been a wild ride, and I’m not just talking about the games themselves. From humble…

MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians
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MSI unleashes AI infused box of pricey tech on unsuspecting Canadians

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Oh joy, another PC designed to help businesses “innovate confidently” and “build AI-powered workflows” – because that’s exactly what we…

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