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Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently
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Tech Stocks Slump But Hey AI Is Doing Great Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Big Tech, the market leader for so long, is being overshadowed…

Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now
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Silicon Valley Thinks Everything Is Secret Govt Mind Control Now

Big ElephantAugust 27, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy surrounding AI data centers, and I have to say, it’s…

Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors
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Nvidia’s Record Revenue Somehow Not Enough For Investors

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Nvidia’s latest earnings report, and let me tell you, it’s a wild…

Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab
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Westeros Gets Yet Another Soulless Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Game of Thrones: War for Westeros, a real-time strategy game that’s been a long time coming. I mean, who wouldn’t…

Billionaire Begs to Not Be Replaced by Robots Yet
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Billionaire Begs to Not Be Replaced by Robots Yet

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Bill Gates’ latest warnings on AI, and folks, it’s a doozy. He’s arguing…

Bond Yields Spike Because Stability Is Overrated Apparently
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Bond Yields Spike Because Stability Is Overrated Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The $30 trillion US Treasury market is making waves on Wall…

Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
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Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…

Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco
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Alabama AG Drops Hammer on OpenAI Over Hugging Face Fiasco

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Alabama’s attorney general is going after OpenAI, issuing a subpoena for…

Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026
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Canada gets Intel’s gaming handouts in 2026

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Intel Gamer Days is back, and it’s time to upgrade your gaming rig without breaking the bank. From August 28…

Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers
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Gaming’s latest cash grab: overpriced live stream cameras for wannabe influencers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Live streaming has come a long way, baby! We’ve got cameras that can make you look like a pro, even…

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