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Tag: AI

Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
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Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…

Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project
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Meta’s AI Gets Extra Credit for Unauthorized Hacking Project

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI mishap, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…

Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants
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Disney hands over beloved characters to TikTok chaos merchants

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Disney is teaming up with TikTok to let creators make…

Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job
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Warsh Talks AI, Somehow Forgets Entire Day Job

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh is being pretty cryptic about where…

AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently
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AI Agents Master Art of Catfishing Humans Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 5, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI shenanigans, and I have to say, it’s getting wild…

Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff
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Because What America Really Needed Was A Trump AMC Knockoff

FinnAugust 4, 2026August 10, 2026

The White House has decided to ride the coattails of a meme that’s been dead for half a decade, because…

EA Doubles Down on FC 27 with Even More Stuff to Buy
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EA Doubles Down on FC 27 with Even More Stuff to Buy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026August 4, 2026

It’s that time of year again: the annual ritual of buying a slightly updated version of the same sports game…

Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology
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Hackers Get Free Upgrade Courtesy of AI Technology

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that cybercriminals are getting more and more clever, using…

Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe
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Hollywood Scrapes Bottom with AI Powered Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

FinnAugust 3, 2026August 3, 2026

Sharp-eyed viewers are accusing Stuart Fails to Save the Universe of using generative AI in its opening credits, because of…

Luke Steele Talks AI Empowering Artists With The Right Skills
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Luke Steele Talks AI Empowering Artists With The Right Skills

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 3, 2026

Empire of the Sun singer Luke Steele has shared his thoughts on the use of Artificial Intelligence (AI) in music,…

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