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Tag: AI

Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights
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Report: Xbox Cloud Gaming Could Get Free Ad-Supported Tier This Year Because Who Doesn’t Love Unskippable Ads During Boss Fights

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 Grab your popcorn and prepare your wallet for the “Are You Still Watching?” screen from hell, because Microsoft is…

MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s
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MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s

Chord F. DiscordJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE THRASH GODS! 🚨 Dave Mustaine Has Officially Announced MEGADETH’s Final Album, and Yes, It Includes…

KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet
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KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 EU says: Train your staff on AI or else! Article 4 of the EU AI Act is here, effective…

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21. KI-Garage für Marken – Agentische KI-Lösungen

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

KI-Garage for brands on 22.01.2026: Finally, “agentic” buzzwords for your ROI! 🤖💸 Get ready for the 21st edition of the…

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AI e B2B: Come i Bot Finalmente Trovano Clienti Mentre Tu Sorseggi il Caffè

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 16, 2026

🚨 AI NON TI RUBERA’ IL LAVORO, MA TI FARà VENDERE MEGLIO (O ALMENO LO PROMETTE). 🚨 14 GENNAIO 2025,…

Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction
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Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction

Big ElephantJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

President Trump to Libs: Big Tech Will Pay for Their Own Giga-Watts, Not You! The Deep State grid operators and…

Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less
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Dolls, Pencils, a Chicken, and a Broccoli Floret: The Trump Team’s Hilarious Scolding on How You Should Probably Just Eat Less

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

LIBERAL MEDIA LOSES ITS MIND OVER AMERICAN FAMILIES SAVING MONEY (Sponsored by Big Doll) CNN and their so-called “journalists” are…

Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs
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Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

High-level orientation to the rapidly evolving landscape of AI assistants at King’s College London on Dec 11, 2025 at 6:30…

Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet
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Elon Musk’s Grok Chills Out After Generating Images of You-Know-Who and Pissing Off the Internet

Big ElephantJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Elon Musk’s MAGA-Powered Grok AI Fights Back Against the Woke Censorship Mob! Meanwhile, Deranged Democrats Launch Yet Another Witch Hunt…

Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate
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Lee Cronin’s The Mummy Gets a Teaser So New It Forgot to Reanimate

FinnJanuary 14, 2026January 14, 2026

Oh, fantastic, another reboot! 🎉 Just what the cinematic universe desperately needed: LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY, because clearly, we have…

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