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Webinar veiligheid voor leiders waar niemand iets van bakt
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Webinar veiligheid voor leiders waar niemand iets van bakt

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 12, 2025

🚨 Binnenkort: Het meest spannende webinar sinds de uitvinding van de bureaostoel! 🎙️💻 Op 27 november 2025 om 12:00-13:00 via…

Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff
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Disney Gives OpenAI the Keys to Its Character Closet in a Billion-Dollar Handoff

FinnDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

Hold onto your mouse ears, folks — Disney just sold its soul to the AI devil for a measly $1…

EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel
EPICA Drops New Single 'Avatar - The Final Incarnation': Because the World Clearly Needed One More Symphony in D Minor 🎻✨
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EPICA Releases New Single ‘Avatar – The Final Incarnation’ and It’s Not Even the Sequel

Chord F. DiscordDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that nobody saw coming (except their entire fanbase, their label, and literally everyone with…

Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse
🚨 BREAKING: Disney Just Sold Its Soul to OpenAI for $1 Billion and a High-Five from Sam Altman 🙌💸
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Disney and OpenAI Just Made A Deal To Make Sora Into The Next Mickey Mouse

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025

In a move that has sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry (and probably a few existential crises through the animatronic…

Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans
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Families of Static-X’s Wayne Static and Wife Tera Wray ‘Vehemently Protest’ Unauthorized Documentary Shenanigans

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody saw coming (except, you know, everyone with internet access), the families…

Instacart’s AI Is Playing Grocery Store Price Tag Roulette and You’re the Human Lab Rat
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Instacart’s AI Is Playing Grocery Store Price Tag Roulette and You’re the Human Lab Rat

Big ElephantDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

The woke AI overlords at Instacart are now price-discriminating against American shoppers based on their perceived “price sensitivity” – because…

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“2024 Survival Starter Pack: Stock Up on Grab Bags Before the Next Alien Invasion or Zombie Apocalypse (or Whatever Latest Doomsday Hoax)”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 9, 2025

🚨BREAKING: Professors of Doom Lucy Easthope & Amanda Coleman host “How to Make Disasters Trendy” webinar 🚨 😂 On [insert…

“IF You Foundation’s Christmas Miracle: Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’ Like a Dubious Charity Flex”
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“IF You Foundation’s Christmas Miracle: Because Nothing Says ‘Holiday Cheer’ Like a Dubious Charity Flex”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 8, 2025

🎄 Santa’s Sweatshop: Orlando’s QR-Coded Toy Extravaganza! 🎅 The IF You Foundation & City of Orlando | District 6 –…

I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick
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I Tried Google’s Smart Glasses and Now My Phone Is Just an Overpriced Pocket Brick

Big ElephantDecember 8, 2025December 8, 2025

Big Tech has finally invented the perfect device for people who think walking into traffic while staring at their phones…

“Skip the Vacation, Your Robot Overlords Won’t Train Themselves”
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“Skip the Vacation, Your Robot Overlords Won’t Train Themselves”

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 7, 2025

Over 250 suckers have RSVPed to this AI snoozefest! 🎉 The holidays are *perfect* for learning how to replace your…

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