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Tag: AI
Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…
AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…
OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…
200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency
Oh, great, now the woke left is using AI to rewrite history! I bet this “deeply personal story” is just…
“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…
Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…
MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!
Wow, another MagicCon Atlanta in 2025? 😴 And they’re still milking that MTG X Final Fantasy cow? Seriously, Wizards of…
ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps
Oh, great, another overpriced gadget from ASUS Republic of Gamers! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the pricing for the ROG…
Google Claims 90% of Tech Nerds Now Relying on Robots to Do Their Jobs, World About to End
Another day, another sign of the impending socialist takeover, folks! This time, it’s those Google-loving liberals pushing their AI agenda,…