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Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2025October 5, 2025

Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
Elephant Reads CNN

ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama

Big ElephantOctober 1, 2025October 1, 2025

👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…

Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
Elephant Reads CNN

Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…

AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
Elephant Reads CNN

AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2025September 30, 2025

Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Breaking, Games News

OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…

200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency
Elephant Reads CNN

200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Oh, great, now the woke left is using AI to rewrite history! I bet this “deeply personal story” is just…

“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”
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“New Wave Doc: Yawn-Inducing or Actually Rad?”

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 29, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Elizabeth Ai, a filmmaker, made a movie about Vietnamese American teens in the 1980s. It’s about identity, loss,…

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet
Elephant Reads CNN

Silicon Valley Geriatrics Learn to Use SkyNet

Big ElephantSeptember 27, 2025September 27, 2025

Oh, great, another bleeding-heart story from CNN about some woke wunderkind! Jacob Shaul, this little genius, is teaching seniors about…

MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!
Events, Games News

MagicCon Atlanta 2025: Prepare Your Wallets for More MTG X Final Fantasy Crossover Nonsense!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Wow, another MagicCon Atlanta in 2025? 😴 And they’re still milking that MTG X Final Fantasy cow? Seriously, Wizards of…

ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps
Breaking, Games News

ROG Xbox Ally & ROG Xbox Ally X: Prepare to Empty Your Wallets, Simps

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 26, 2025September 26, 2025

Oh, great, another overpriced gadget from ASUS Republic of Gamers! 🙄 They’ve graced us with the pricing for the ROG…

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