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5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life
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5 MMO Features So Good, They’ll Steal Your Life Savings and Social Life

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 29, 2025August 29, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round for some *totally* unbiased truths about why you’re still wasting your lives in MMOs. 🙄 We’re…

HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky
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HONOR’s Magic V5: So Thin It Might Disappear, Now with Enough AI to Order Pizza For You, Europe’s So Lucky

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, look, another foldable phone! 🙄 HONOR, who? Apparently, they’ve graced us with the Magic V5, which they’re calling “the…

150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro
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150 Job Apps and Still Unemployed? Maybe Learn to Code, Bro

Big ElephantAugust 28, 2025August 28, 2025

Oh, the poor snowflakes can’t find jobs in the tech world? Looks like all those gender studies classes didn’t quite…

Jared Leto in TRON: Ares Looks Like a Cheap AliExpress Chatbot
“Leto” or a Buggy AI Avatar? Disney Angers TRON Fans
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Jared Leto in TRON: Ares Looks Like a Cheap AliExpress Chatbot

FinnAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Fans of the legendary sci-fi franchise TRON are smashing their keyboards and flooding comment sections with sarcastic memes after watching…

16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI
Elephant Reads CNN

16-Year-Old Gets Terrible Advice From ChatGPT, Parents Throw Tantrum and Sue OpenAI

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Oh, the Left is at it again! Now they’re blaming Artificial Intelligence for teen suicides. Can you believe it? It’s…

Lisa Cook: First Fed Governor to Get the Boot? (Thanks, Prez!) | CNN Business
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Lisa Cook: First Fed Governor to Get the Boot? (Thanks, Prez!) | CNN Business

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has terminated Federal Reserve Governor Lisa Cook,…

ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025
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ROG Xbox Ally and ROG Xbox Ally X Finally Crawling Out of the Void at Gamescom 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2025August 20, 2025

Oh, Gamescom 2025, you tease! 🙄 ASUS, in their infinite wisdom (or maybe just because they felt like it), decided…

BAFTA-Nominated Scriptic dares to unleash AI Detective Game starring Ralph Ineson, because why not
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BAFTA-Nominated Scriptic dares to unleash AI Detective Game starring Ralph Ineson, because why not

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 17, 2025August 17, 2025

Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Scriptic, those masterminds behind the “BAFTA-nominated” (we’ll get to that later) Scriptic: Crime Stories, are…

HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever
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HP Says They Have New Stuff or Whatever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2025August 14, 2025

Oh, look, it’s that time of year again when HP, bless their corporate hearts, tries to convince us that Fall…

NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only
Elephant Reads CNN

NSA’s New Security Protocol: TikToks Only

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2025August 9, 2025

Of course, Elon Musk, the genius, is now being targeted by the Deep State! Some Tesla driver dared to use…

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