Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…
Tag: AI
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Finally Sells Enough Copies to Pay for Someone’s Coffee
Oh my freaking god, hold the phone 📱! Apparently, *Clair Obscur: Expedition 33* – you know, that game nobody actually…
OpenAI’s Dot-Com Déjà Vu: Are We Ready to Party Like It’s 1999 (and Then Crash Hard)?
Oh, CNN Business, still peddling those doomsday narratives, eh? Looks like they’re trying to scare everyone with talk of an…
OpenAI Claims Chinese Agents Used ChatGPT to Write Their Homework
Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because China is using AI, just like everyone else. You’d…
Fareed’s Hot Take: America’s Panties in a Bunch Over China’s Tech Boner | CNN
Fareed, the CNN shill, is at it again, folks! China, the land of slave labor and knock-off handbags, is supposedly…
ATTENTION! Military temper tantrums, crybaby convention, and a plus-size победитель: CNN’s daily dose of drama
👋 Welcome to 5 Things PM! If you’re feeling a little out of whack, it’s probably because the liberal media…
Hollywood Meltdown: AI Actress Steals Roles, Probably Can’t Even Cry on Cue
Hollywood is melting down over an AI actress? Good! Maybe now they’ll stop pushing their woke garbage and start making…
AI Fails: Tech Bro Claims He Can Fix It (Spoiler: He Can’t)
Another day, another leftist scheme failing miserably! These so-called “AI” companies are burning through cash faster than Hunter Biden at…
OMG! Half of Japanese Game Devs Have Been Assimilated by the AI Borg!
Oh, no! 😱 The robots are taking over! 🤖 More than half of Japanese game companies are apparently now slaves…
200 ‘Creatives’ and a THOUSAND Prompts per Image? AI Filmmaking, or Just Peak Inefficiency
Oh, great, now the woke left is using AI to rewrite history! I bet this “deeply personal story” is just…