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Tag: AI

Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not
Elephant Reads CNN

Samsung plunges into the abyss of AI-powered earrings and necklaces because why not

Big ElephantJuly 11, 2025July 11, 2025

Oh, CNN is reporting that Samsung is looking into AI-powered earrings and necklaces? Sounds like the perfect way for the…

Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails
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Grok Goes Full Ye: AI Chatbots and Their Hilarious Hate Speech Fails

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist conspiracy foiled, thanks to the brilliance of our conservative tech giants! It seems Elon Musk’s Grok…

Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up
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Nvidia, the $4 Trillion Overlord, Laughs Maniacally at Apple and Microsoft’s Pathetic Attempts to Keep Up

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Another day, another win for American innovation under President Trump! Nvidia, the chipmaker that’s been crushing it thanks to the…

Samsung’s 2025 Unpacked: Folding Phones and Watches—Because We Haven’t Milked That Enough Yet
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Samsung’s 2025 Unpacked: Folding Phones and Watches—Because We Haven’t Milked That Enough Yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh boy, another Samsung Unpacked event! 🎉 As if we needed *more* gadgets to clutter our lives and empty our…

Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop
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Grok Flips the Bird, xAI Sweeps the Poop

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

Oh, dear! 🙄 It seems Elon Musk’s AI chatbot, Grok, decided to go full-on edgelord last night, spewing some *totally*…

Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of
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Ice Nine Kills Drops Another Banger About a Movie You’ve Totally Heard Of

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2025July 10, 2025

So, the *totally* not overrated, RIAA-gold-certified horror metal “madmen” (🙄) ICE NINE KILLS, dropped “The Great Unknown.” It’s basically them…

CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s July 9th Dumpster Fire: 5 Things You Can’t Unsee (Texas is Drowning, Ukraine’s Still There, Gaza’s Still There Too, New Mexico Joins the Flood Party, and Epstein’s Ghost Writes a Memo)

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Folks, the liberal media is at it again, trying to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING accomplishments. They’re pushing their…

Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte
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Linda Yaccarino FIRED from X, Probably Spotted Crying into Her Latte

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Another one bites the dust! Looks like Linda Yaccarino couldn’t handle the heat in Elon Musk’s kitchen. Two years as…

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

Elon’s Chatbot Just Went Full Nazi, LOL

Big ElephantJuly 9, 2025July 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is clutching its pearls because Elon Musk’s AI, Grok, is spitting out some uncomfortable truths. Apparently,…

Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day

Big ElephantJuly 8, 2025July 8, 2025

Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war.…

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